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A Mutant Ogrin's Best Friend

...is a fellow 3-eyed Petpet, Triffin! Collab with rurirawr

by fivemilliononly
A Mutant Misunderstanding

Mutant Powtrys are friends not food!

by raven111217
Coffee & Pastries (With Mutation On The Side)

Dr. Sloth is always up to something... Collab with geneames1 and musiclives2001

by firefoxtails
Mutant Madness

Can you solve these Mutant puzzles?

by faeriequeenoffire
Everyone Deserves a Hug!

We all need a little love sometimes!

by sierrasiobhan
Unexpected Rain

What is happening with the weather?!

by emaciate
Mutant Munchies

A whole new level of hunger... Collab with star_o_o

by tickleh
A Mutant's Balanced Diet

Friends or food?... Collab with da_shanuka and hannahrose__

by flames_unleashed
A Motivational Comic: You Are Perfect

Sometimes Mutants need to know they are perfect just they way they are.

by bubble_gum_girl182
Ugly? Says Who?

You're perfect! Collab with _kougra_rules_ and coldecember

by keruza
A Bath To Remember

Time for a bath...

by massguides
Dr. Sloth's Mutant Adoption Drive

Adopt a Mutant for Mutant Day! New event sponsored by Dr. Sloth. Collab with punkkitten468

by ikib
Oops!

Collab with doberman555

by jellyworldadventurer
So Ugly, He’s Cute

Wouldn't change a thing! Collab with unfreeze_xlinger2

by lesliiiiex
The Petpet Cuisine Club

Bone appetit!

by tylerhuyser
Revenge of the Bruce

A kidnapping...or a kid napping? Collab with t0tor0

by sandysioux
Mutant pride... at least for some.

Collab with sacbin & aline_koskinas

by drougy
Mutant is an Expensive colour

Collab with kindled

by serebii251
No One Can Resist Baby Mutants!

Try to resist! You can't!

by berserkr12
Not-so-baby mutant

Aw, you were so cute as a baby!

by sundaygrim
 
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A Mutated Friend for Your Beastly Neopet



---Starring Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik, Chessella the Pastel Draik, Maldice the Stealthy Draik, and Christine, their owner!--- Christine: Welcome! Does your creepy Neopet need a friend? Well, there are plenty of creepy Petpets in Neopia to keep your pet company! Angie: Do they bite? I would think so! ---frowns--- Maldice: Relax. We will be observing these wild specimens at a safe distance. Angie: Good... Ella: I hear that Mutant Petpets can do lots of crazy things, such as vicious biting or even casting certain spells! Look from afar. Christine: That’s why they would be perfect for creepy Neopets in search of a friend. In honour of the Mutant edition of the Neopian Times, we will be observing several Mutant Petpets today. Without further ado, here are the Petpets: ---Mutant Bearog--- Angie: Well, this one isn’t so bad. Very cute! I suppose it’s a “Mutant” because it is a cross between a bear and a dog? Maldice: That’s where you’re wrong. Bearogs are supposed to have three heads. The Mutant Bearog only has one. An unpainted Bearog looks like this: Angie: Oh, dear... ---The Mutant Bearog bares its teeth and barks at Angie.--- Angie: Oh, no! Don’t tell me he’s mean! Ella: Hey, wild creatures from the Haunted Woods aren’t exactly known for being cuddly bundles of love... Maldice: If you love puppies, Warfs are friendly! Angie: True... But I already have a Petpet. Christine: Anyway, it’s a shame that this Mutant Bearog is mean and wants to bite Angie’s head off, or else I’d gladly keep him as a pet, since I love dogs. Onto the next scary Petpet...



Other Stories


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Wither Wander You
Lokanta was returning from a party when she noticed something strange: a slick of green floating on top of the water...

by 77thbigby

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Old News
The clinking of forks against plates barely managed to fight its way past the cacophonous roar of the many, MANY Neopians dining at Exquisite Ambrosia, with their voices coming off instead as a meek set of pin drops in comparison to the crowd...

by opossumman

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Petpets I Would Feed to Florg the Mutant Chia
Let’s be for real, not all Petpets are created equal. Some Petpets are adorable little companions that deserve hugs, forehead kisses, and comfy beds for peaceful sleeps. Others look creepy, or weird, or like they’re staring directly into your soul. Collab with togepwi & qlobal

by m_hero18

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Mutant Neobusiness Communication Guide
A guide to help you communicate with your fellow Mutant.

by wallks

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The Petpet Field Guide: Part 1
A wandering naturalist's journal documenting Petpets in their native habitats.

by esoterraca

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The Mysterious Affair at Gremble Arms
The breeze on the veranda was just as bracing now as it had been when Kiyoshi had followed Minerva out here scarce minutes ago, but now it felt more oppressive than refreshing...

by tamia_silverwing



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