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Accessories NOT optional

This guy takes customization more seriously than anyone!

by icecreamkatana
Haggling

Shopkeeper Nimmo, why are you the way that you are?

by takatheeducatedkid
Valentine Rock Beware!

Being a box of chocolates sounded fun, until they saw the hungry Chia! Collab with lyndsey4657

by aquaantoni
Royal Pain: Pick Your Own - Part 1

Technically speaking, would it count for or against the avatar? Collab with mistyqee

by winner19955
The Real Games Master

"You'll have to solve my riddles if you want to make it out alive..."

by kittyko92
Next Neopian Generation

Thanks for all these years on Neopets! Here's to many more to come. Collab with lov2sing

by gardenteaparties
NeoQuest Adventures

Dragoyles and Draiks Collab with luc187

by kuroneko_kitty
The Floating Islanders - Haggle Hassle

I haven't tried this on the crumpetmonger out of fear of losing all carb access.

by yankeesrule244444456
Un Canny

... and get OOOUUT of my HOOOUUSE!

by rebeccanmn
Down for Maintenance: Behind the Scenes

Something is happening...

by pikcel
DoTS and the Phantom of Neopian Times #01

"Who when where what and why?" Says a Weewoo

by soragin
Baby-Faced

"Looking good, if I say so myself..."

by haileywoo
Completely Smart - Beach Day

Make sure to wear sunscreen! Collab with faerierainbow3

by ms_meepit
The Perfect Petpet

Some pets think too highly of themselves...

by blinkalexa182
Subverting egg-spectations

This egg won't crack.

by charlubby
 
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"Daring Dailies" by neopartia
It was another beautiful morning on Mystery Island, Benji thought to himself happily as he popped his folding chair open on the golden sand with a grand flourish. He’d discovered this spot a few months ago - the perfect stretch of sand just barely verging on the edge of Geraptiku, far away from the more inviting beaches that attracted tourists. The Mutant Kacheek slipped on a pair of sunglasses and jabbed a bendy straw into his orange juice box before settling happily into his beach chair for a little nap. It was nice to feel his toes in the sand and the sun on his brain. Not as nice as he’d thought, actually…he frowned and peeked open an eye, searching for the offending cloud blocking his sun, only to find himself staring directly into a pair of shiny purple buttons. “Dancin’ Darblats!” Benji cried, jolting awake with such a start that his lawn chair collapsed on him. His squished juice box dribbled sadly into the sand. A familiar guffaw came from between the purple buttons. “Did I scare ya?” asked the Burlap Kau. “No, Wybie, you caught me using a new exercise machine - the tail cruncher,” Benji said sarcastically, then realised his mistake just a second too late. “How does it work?” Wybie asked earnestly. He didn’t exactly ‘get’ sarcasm. “Don’t worry about it - it’s a trade secret, patent pending,” Benji grumbled. “Why are you here?” “I was looking for you! I thought —




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A Hero's Epilogue
What happened to Hanso and Brynn after my series Sands of an Hourglass? Time to find out! Enjoy :)

by nick_and_nickette

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When Darkness Calls
“Great evils exist in this world. A multitudinal amount of them, in fact. Among them are many of the names that have been etched into the timeline of Neopian history..."

by sir_serene

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How to Help the Neopets Community this Year
With the start of a new year, many people sit down to set goals for the upcoming twelve months. I’ve always been a goal-oriented person. I love making lists and checking off tiny accomplishments in each area of my life.

by ale2312

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Neopia's Most Iconic Petpets
Miss Prickles here switching things up just a little bit! Instead of my usual Best and Worst Dressed list, for this edition of the Neopian Times, I am focusing on the best accessory of all: Petpets.

by spukl1

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Nuria and the Sands of Time
The campfire has been burning all day despite the sweltering heat because she said the fire makes it feel more like the holidays.

by neoghia

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Salem of the Sway
“No, this won’t work. This is even worse! No, no! It’s all wrong!" Professor Lambert crumpled up the piece of paper on his desk before tossing it behind him and barely missing the trash bin.

by skittleskit09



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