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The Very VERY Stale Bread: The Virtupets Saga

A collection of parody articles written during the latter half of Y23.

by no1_tails_fan
The Neopian Zodiac: An Overview

"As you traverse the world of Neopia together, you build unbreakable bonds. However, even the most synchronous of Neopets and Neopians can sometimes have difficulties. To help you and your Neopets understand each other, I am providing my astrological insight!"

by kaitlinhoneybee
Thinking Outside the Box for Autumn Customizations

"Keep an eye on the NC mall for new seasonal items to complete the look!"

by loyalty_sustained
The Spooky Food Shop Exposed

"I’m writing to inform the public of a massive moral atrocity which had been happening right under our noses. It was that outrageous Spooky Food shop in the Haunted Woods..."

by _brainchild_
Spooky Companions: A Guide for the Intrepid Neopian

"The daunting task of selecting a Petpet for your Neopet can feel overwhelming, but it doesn’t have to be!...There are, however, a whole host of underappreciated, albeit slightly odd Petpets that many overlook..."

by cryistalene
A Guide to the Top 10 Trick-or-Treat Bags of All Time

"Carved pumpkins, eerie cackles, and that feeling like you’re being watched from the shadows? Sounds like Halloween is nearly upon us." Collab with theguy2020

by corrina404
Trick-or-Treat Guide to Neopia

Happy Halloween!

by mickey_a94_a39
 
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"5 Nights at Fyora's" by marshclan13_
I walked up the cobblestone path, through the gates, and approached the sparkling castle. The towers soared into the clouds, the evening light glinting off the windows. A passed a few stragglers leaving the castle as I approached, key in one hand and bag in the other. I had been tasked with watching over Fyora’s quarters while she was away on the royal tour. I walked in and wound through the halls until I was deep inside the castle where I found the sparkling doors that I was looking for. I opened them, entering the lavish purple rooms within.




Other Stories


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A New Normal for Halloween
"I hadn't planned to be walking here, of all places, at night..."

by saqo

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Is the Tooth Faerie Made of Teeth?
"A shaggy Lupe's head emerged from behind a horrid pastel Ona-shaped chair. Beneath his bushy eyebrows, his yellow eyes flicked left and right, glowing in the gloom of the dimly lit room..."

by liouchan

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Castle Planners Journal: The Meridell Day Tragedy
"The crowd of pets attending the Merridel Day festivities were quietly whispering rumours rapidly across the ballroom. Nobody knew who the shouting royal Acara was, but the name Count Durlston was known by a few pets. It was the name of the Skunk Ixi that lived in secrecy in the castle as a prisoner, but that was all..."

by ferretboy85

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A Hero's Journey: It Takes Two
"The commotion in the bandit camp woke Mordred up at last. The stealthy Shoyru sat up in time to see Petro hurled at the foot of his makeshift throne..."

by precious_katuch14

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Opera Singing Prodigy
"There's nothing wrong with being different. There's also nothing wrong with opera singing."

by serein

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Spooky anagrams
Can you solve these Spooky Anagrams?

by isabelleke49



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