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	The Very VERY Stale Bread: The Virtupets Saga A collection of parody articles written during the latter half of Y23. by no1_tails_fan
	The Neopian Zodiac: An Overview "As you traverse the world of Neopia together, you build unbreakable bonds. However, even the most synchronous of Neopets and Neopians can sometimes have difficulties. To help you and your Neopets understand each other, I am providing my astrological insight!" by kaitlinhoneybee
	Thinking Outside the Box for Autumn Customizations "Keep an eye on the NC mall for new seasonal items to complete the look!" by loyalty_sustained
	The Spooky Food Shop Exposed "I’m writing to inform the public of a massive moral atrocity which had been happening right under our noses. It was that outrageous Spooky Food shop in the Haunted Woods..." by _brainchild_
	Spooky Companions: A Guide for the Intrepid Neopian "The daunting task of selecting a Petpet for your Neopet can feel overwhelming, but it doesn’t have to be!...There are, however, a whole host of underappreciated, albeit slightly odd Petpets that many overlook..." by cryistalene
	A Guide to the Top 10 Trick-or-Treat Bags of All Time "Carved pumpkins, eerie cackles, and that feeling like you’re being watched from the shadows? Sounds like Halloween is nearly upon us." Collab with theguy2020 by corrina404
	Trick-or-Treat Guide to Neopia Happy Halloween! by mickey_a94_a39

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"Rubble and Memories" by parody_ham
A letter came, as they often did, in the beak of a Weewoo. But this one was different. It had Lord Darigan’s wax seal, a golden miniature of the Citadel with the letters “LD” written in cursive below. Sally, his Darigan letter Weewoo, dropped the letter into my hand after a chin scratch. She rested on my head for a few minutes—preening as she did—before darting back towards the floating fortress. Usually, Galgorroth handled our Lord’s letters if they were important, or some scribe with a motor mouth. And spires above were there a lot of talkative scribes.

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A Strange and Sour Night
"'On the night of All Hallows Eve, when the border between this world and the next is at its thinnest, bring a bag of candy to the overgrown pumpkin patch, deep within the Haunted Woods. Only then will you find what you're seeking'"

by smartalecked

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Night of the Evil Coconuts
"Long before the invention of the famous Coco Whip Slushie, a small tribe of coconut people had discovered the only place where the Neopian Chocolate River meets the Cream Waterfall. The resulting mixtures were collected by the Pango Tribe and given to young Neopets as treats."

by cazcazig

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Geographical Guide to the Best Recipes in Every Land
"Welcome back to my chronicles of finding and making the best foods in all Neopia! The tales I’m sharing today come from places parched of water and overwhelmed by the heat..."

by doglover3662

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Fangs for Your Friendship
"Time seemed to slow to a fraction of its speed. From his view of the mess through his tears and downcast eyes, Chad saw a familiar pair of hooves appear, blocking him from Kylleon and Val. Gentle hands pulled him into a tight hug, resting his head firmly against a burlap shoulder..." Collaboration with atomic_sushi

by 77thbigby

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Idea Crisis - Halloween
Is that how wraith pets work? Collab with flaiyper

by black_kisa

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Second Glance (Halloween edition)
"It is the year of our Meepit 4200000..."

by swordlilly

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