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The Very VERY Stale Bread: The Virtupets Saga

A collection of parody articles written during the latter half of Y23.

by no1_tails_fan
The Neopian Zodiac: An Overview

"As you traverse the world of Neopia together, you build unbreakable bonds. However, even the most synchronous of Neopets and Neopians can sometimes have difficulties. To help you and your Neopets understand each other, I am providing my astrological insight!"

by kaitlinhoneybee
Thinking Outside the Box for Autumn Customizations

"Keep an eye on the NC mall for new seasonal items to complete the look!"

by loyalty_sustained
The Spooky Food Shop Exposed

"I’m writing to inform the public of a massive moral atrocity which had been happening right under our noses. It was that outrageous Spooky Food shop in the Haunted Woods..."

by _brainchild_
Spooky Companions: A Guide for the Intrepid Neopian

"The daunting task of selecting a Petpet for your Neopet can feel overwhelming, but it doesn’t have to be!...There are, however, a whole host of underappreciated, albeit slightly odd Petpets that many overlook..."

by cryistalene
A Guide to the Top 10 Trick-or-Treat Bags of All Time

"Carved pumpkins, eerie cackles, and that feeling like you’re being watched from the shadows? Sounds like Halloween is nearly upon us." Collab with theguy2020

by corrina404
Trick-or-Treat Guide to Neopia

Happy Halloween!

by mickey_a94_a39
 
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"Night of the Evil Coconuts" by cazcazig
Long before the invention of the famous Coco Whip Slushie, a small tribe of coconut people had discovered the only place where the Neopian Chocolate River meets the Cream Waterfall. The resulting mixtures were collected by the Pango Tribe and given to young Neopets as treats. The wise elders of the tribe, Umma Bunga, Cinto Pango, and Tshimba Pango, all vowed to protect and maintain the Mallow Jungle. The chief, Umma Bunga, placed a hand over his mouth and vowed to "speak no evil". Cinto Pango covered each side of his face and vowed to "hear no evil".




Other Stories


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Night of the Evil Coconuts
"Long before the invention of the famous Coco Whip Slushie, a small tribe of coconut people had discovered the only place where the Neopian Chocolate River meets the Cream Waterfall. The resulting mixtures were collected by the Pango Tribe and given to young Neopets as treats."

by cazcazig

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A New Normal for Halloween
"I hadn't planned to be walking here, of all places, at night..."

by saqo

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Castle Planners Journal: The Meridell Day Tragedy
"The crowd of pets attending the Merridel Day festivities were quietly whispering rumours rapidly across the ballroom. Nobody knew who the shouting royal Acara was, but the name Count Durlston was known by a few pets. It was the name of the Skunk Ixi that lived in secrecy in the castle as a prisoner, but that was all..."

by ferretboy85

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The Royal Thief Unbound
Written letters rarely bear good news. Collab with breakeven.

by k3l26

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Second Glance (Halloween edition)
"It is the year of our Meepit 4200000..."

by swordlilly

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Idea Crisis - Halloween
Is that how wraith pets work? Collab with flaiyper

by black_kisa



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