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	Uni Grooming Guide The Uni is known for being the most vain Neopet of all. With currently holding the sixth place overall of the most popular Neopets, they have every reason to devote hours of their day to improving (and admiring) their appearance. In this article, we will be taking a look at various grooming items made especially for Unis, as well as useful books for Uni owners looking to make their Neopet the prettiest one around! by aleu1986
	The Funny Habits Of Avatar Collectors! Avatar collectors are a completely unique breed of player, willing to spend 100+ hours on mastering a game just for the avatar score. I don't think any other kind of player on this site is quite so crazy! Why are avatar collectors so zany, obsessed and strange? So here are the top 10 strangest habits of avatar collectors! I think they're quirky, bizarre, and absolutely charming, and I hope you do too! by indulgences
	Wintery Games - Snowmuncher Be prepared for such a burping adventure! by royal_real
	Secretly Available or Just Showing Off? The NCC Guide to “Not UFT” Lists Trading Neocash items can be a tricky business. The NCC (Neocash Chat) board is one of the friendliest places on the site, but the very nature of trading items that cost real money makes for frequently contentious issues. One of these issues is the existence of “not UFT”, or closet, lists. by rayoceanweaver
	An Avatar Hunter's Letter to the Spacerocked! Grundo I'm sorry sir! I'm only trying for the avatar! I can pay to fix your very nice spaceship- Kneezles, run. by beagums
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	Countering the Stereotype: The "Vain" Uni An article arguing for the end of labeling Unis as "Neopia's most vain creatures" by puddydog

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An Avatar Hunter's Letter to the Spacerocked! Grundo

Obtaining games avatars are a grueling task. They require expert skill and hours of practice. (Usually - I’m looking at you, Kass Basher) Avatar hunters know that after the first few hours of gameplay your mind tends to... wander a bit. You begin to ponder your Neopian existence. Why am I here? What am I doing? Why have I been flinging space rocks for the past two hours? Am I hungry? I think I’m hungry. I’ll get lunch... after this last rock.   What was I saying? Oh yes, avatar games. This is one of those moments. I present to you my letter to a presumably deranged space rock flinging Grundo.

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