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Which Avatar Are You?

Have you ever found yourself staring hopelessly at the Neoboards Preferences page unable to decide which avatar you should use?

by painted_dreams87
The Solution to a Sad Pet

Have you ever had a pet that seems to be in a bad mood all the time?

by amazorize
The Unique Neopian Economy

And while our economy on Neopets may seem similar to that of our own wider world – it comes with many unique differences...

by flapjackpax
The Joys of Basic Pets

Why basic-colored pets are just as amazing as an expensively colored pet- or better!

by xiaolin10413
Sophie's Stew: The Tale of an Abused Wand?

Many of us have played Sophie's Stew for years, never knowing the truth.

by _forest_sol_
Letters From an Ice Muncher

I write this letter to you to inform you of the best ice to munch on in all of Neopia...

by pillsi
Faerie Abilities Guide Series: Level 1

We would like to take this opportunity to welcome you to our comprehensive, in-depth series examining the different Faerie abilities released in Y15 to supplement the new Battledome!

Also by woccawoccawocca

by dragonsfriend1021

The Definitive Ranking of Yooyus

Chances are, you have a favourite Yooyu and a least favourite Yooyu. Pretty much anyone who has played the game does..

by crazy_holly_ii
Let's Eat! at the Altador Cup

During my travels, I found it is really hard to find good food that would be filling and not too expensive...

by princess_daisy186
AC and Girl Power: Interviewing the Female Captains

We bring you today the five female Captains of the Altador Cup...

by policialmagaly
 
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"So I Heard You Like Faellies" by kittycat9189
It was nine in the morning, and the customers were few. Xylona wasn't surprised, really. With the peeling walls and cramped space, she wouldn't want to enter as well. The shop looked like it'd been around since the dawn of Tyrannia, and if she had to be honest, smelled like it too...




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The Darkest Day
"With this," she said with a cackle, "I'll be able to take over all of Faerieland, one faerie at a time!"

by kupo_kat

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Meridell for the Cup!
Asgarrd rearranged the streamers he had wrapped around his halo, grimacing at the image in the mirror. It was bright and showy, all for Meridell for the Altador Cup.

by almedha

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Concerning Smugglers: Part Five
The water seemed endless, even though he knew that it couldn't be more than thirty metres deep. Kip felt like he had been swimming for hours, struggling against the current to get close to The King's Sceptre.

Also by whitefriar

by kadface


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A Forgotten Promise: Part One
Almost all adventures begin in the library, usually at the comfortable reading chair.

by stararan

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Life Is Hard 3.0
Life isn't always hard...

by scathachs

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Paint Brush Problems: Relic (6/9)
Statues just aren't very social.

Written by usasoccr

by msjanny




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