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6 Ways to Defy Dr. Sloth

My fellow Neopians! The time has come for us to stand up for ourselves and fight back against the evil Dr. Sloth!

by xxkatiexx_07
Mutant Kacheeks: A Mutant Day Anatomical Debate

Since I so happen to be the proud owner of a Mutant Kacheek, we shall be focusing on the various mutations in the Kacheek population, as well as receiving information from my pet himself.

by waaurufu
The Quest for a KQ Accomplice

Is there more to the tokens than meets the eye?

by emziie
How to Stop Annoying Customers

Whether or not your shop is your main source of income, you can learn how avoid annoying potential customers. All it takes is a little time and common sense.

by streamergurl
5 Reasons to Adopt a Mutant Neopet

I'm here to tell you why you - yes, you, don't go turning away just yet! - why you should adopt one of the lovable little freaks of Neopian nature.

by kitteh_love_forever
Customization: How to Make YOUR Pet Fabulous!

Because well-dressed pets are happy pets!

by hamzandrilez
Caves And Corridors: An Explorer's Guide

Mystery Island is home to countless tribes, exotic petpets, and dangerous places for a budding treasure hunter to visit. You play as Jake, an explorer who has been through countless trials to reach his level of expertise of exploring.

by magmadude18
Anthology of Evil - Neopia's Rogues' Gallery

While Neopia is supposedly a peaceful, happy planet, there are many evil beings...

by mecha_fang
Mutant Pets and You

Everything you'd ever need to know about Neopia's most marvelous population... Mutant Pets.

by tyuio_k50
 
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"Encounter" by phadalusfish
"Welcome to the depths of the Space Station," Barlhox said, closing the door behind him. The slime on the walls, much like the slime of the corridor they had been tasked with cleaning, was mixed with dust here. "See why cleaning is so important?" Ebsidia managed a nod...




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The Woes of a Jelly Pet
Kevin could smell jelly. But that wasn't unusual, because he and his two sisters, Nina and Anabelle, were all Jelly pets, and their owner, Charles, was obsessed with jelly...

by meadows_lark

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The Ascension of Dr. Hannah Stevens
"Dr. Stevens? Can you hear me?" Gordy's voice fizzled in her ear, and Hannah pressed a paw against it to block out the howling winds...

by treihaven

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Against All Odds: Part Four
The day of the race, an extremely bored and discontented Scorchio, with a permanent scowl upon his face, sat behind the counter of the betting booth, continuously taking bets from an enormous queue of Neopets that just kept getting longer and longer.

by meganhilty

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Mr. Pufferton and the Last Magazine: Part One
Mephistopheles R. Pufferton was not given to waking up before the sun. He believed that a late riser was a healthy riser, and he argued this point every morning after he had been woken up slightly before luncheon.

by emblo93

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Sweet Teeth 2: Sleep Tight
Ahhhh!!

by ragecandybar

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The New House
Pure cloud walls...

by larenchan



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