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	Pound Chat Terminology Out of all the different neoboards in existence, it is said that the Pound Chat -- PC for short -- is the most confusing of them all. by alexakame
	Conversing With Armin the Small Have you ever wondered how Neopia's most renowned Bori feels about his partnership? by dustinismine
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Of Reality, Of Repugnancy
For what was perhaps the longest moment of her life, the child could not speak, could not do anything but simply stare at her surroundings, mouth agape.

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For as long as I can remember, I've wanted to know about everything.

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Another Shade of Green: Part Four
Jhudora was filled with frustration following Illusen's powerful display. "It's not fair! Why do her tears create a magnificent home and mine do nothing?!"

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A Pirate's Tale: Dark Lullaby - Part Six
"Silence!" Dezeronto shouted, his one-eyed gaze demanding order from the group of misfits. "It's no fault of the boy's. Any one of us would have done the same. We're pirates."

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