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	Help Chatting - A Neopian Hobby Sometimes to seek help, sometimes to give help. Sounds familiar? Welcome to the hobby called HCing! by neogal_anu
	Are You Extreme Enough? A Guide to Extreme Herder 2! As a petpet herder, you are bound to come across obstacles and enemies, but you will find a few helpful power-ups along the way as well! by facetiousmind
	The Journey to a Delighted Pet So, how do you get a delighted pet? by blackwater444
	The Tuskaninny: Love or Hate? Can you resist their puppy eyes? Or does their harassing of Mr. Chipper put you off? by gelertmad
	Beyond Games – Different Ways of Making Neopoints Whenever I see someone 'begging' for an item or neopoints on the Help Chat, the most common response is 'work for it'. Work? Games are meant to be fun, not work. by sapphirekira
	How to Save When You are a Neo-Shopaholic Ever wanted to buy that Royal Paint Brush or a Shadow Chomby Morphing Potion but can't because you keep spending all your neopoints? by cat497_lover
	Time for Limes Hey there, Neopia! Are you bored of eating the same old boring fruit and veg struggling to get your five a day? by rck2002
	Kitchen Quest – the Stats I'll be looking at the statistics of Kitchen Quest, both for the sake of curiosity and for the effectiveness of training your pet's stats, with tips added to help make your quests run smoothly. by gardener3
	The Perfect Pound Pet! Good luck in finding YOUR dream pet! by amysmother_8
	How to Out-Duel on the Decks Learn how to get the highest of scores in Neopia's new favourite card game! by foxo11
	Tips for Making the New Year Great! Out with the OLD and in with the NEW! by initiation_day
	Remembering Our Ogrin Friends A little something special for Ogrin fans to enjoy! by alt1981black

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"Don't Be a Punchbag" by stoicjohn
"Fine, fine, I'm tired of you blocking my office door every day. Go out back and pick a fight with Punchbag Bob. You win and I'll sign you up. Let me see your weapons... SNOWBALLS!!!!! You can't beat Punchbag with... never mind. Just go do your best, kid..."

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Don't Be a Punchbag
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A Knight's Destiny
"Okay, we need... squire Ruchio and squire Cobra... to come to the sparring ring."

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Mirror, Mirror!: Part Two
"But you aren't happy now, are you?"

Startled, she looked up. Her reflection bore her own face, but it smiled in contrast to the fear on her own features.

by shelbymcb85

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The Wise Whoot: Guardian of the Elements - Part Five
Lethe shrugged. "I'm not sure what your purpose in life is, Blaze. No one really knows except for you."

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Anon & Balthazar One Half: Musings (Part 3 of 3)
The greatest gift of all is one that tickles the funny bone.

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In the Name of Science
A noble resolution indeed!

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