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Around the World in 80 Soufflés: Part 2

Kelp took a good deal of getting in to and so the last thing one wanted was for that effort to have been in vain...

by horripilated
Am I REALLY That Mean?

Yeah, my life started out just fine. Besides the fact my last name was Death, of course.

by cloudpuffpuff
The 100 Neopoint Neopian Readers Program

I thought I would see how many different books I could read – all for under 100 NP! That's not 100 NP each; that is 100 NP all up!

by luxury_tux
Paint Brush Free Painting

It may not be as "deluxe" or "cool" but it certainly saves a whole lot of Neopoints.

by lollipop_dude
Deciphering the Use of the Lever of Doom

That's it? All that doomful anxiety for a measly pickpocket? Impossible.

by silvernonsense
Deciphering the Dome: Anatomy of Set

Perhaps you should try equipping a few weapons?

by destroyalotreformed
Ten Ways to Make an Account "Stick"

It was only two years ago when I decided that keeping one account for a long time was important to me that I began to figure out how to make my account "sticky."

by dulcatis
Itchy Invasion: Blast those Petpetpets!

Your job is to blast all the petpetpets and complete the levels without running out of Pest-B-Gone or filling up the Itch-O-Meter.

by typlohisioh
The Scientific Journal

Jelly does exist. It's on your plates, in your homes, and crammed into your Safety Deposit Boxes by the dozen, for goodness' sake.

by peabodyandsherman
 
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100 NP Readers Program



Because I am a little bit stingy and out of curiosity (because I am a very curious Aisha by nature), I thought I would see how many different books I could read – all for under 100 NP! That's not 100 NP each; that is 100 NP all up! As it is, I was astounded at how many different books were available for such a low price! I was so excited I felt the need to share with everyone how much fun, and how affordable...



Other Stories


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Escape from the Pirate Caves
I still remember what they said when they first captured me.

by blackghoulmon

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The Affair of the Faerie Paintbrush
"Isla, great news! I'm going to be painted! The wishing well gave Lian a faerie paintbrush!"

by feng_ling1

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Issue 400: A Confession - Part Four
I rounded one last corner and turned just in time to see the guards speeding around behind me.

Also by sariphe

by chocolateisamust


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Molly - Back to The Box: Part Six
Molly was awoken by a slight creaking sound followed by a soft whisper. She strained her ears in hopes of hearing more...

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

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Proles
How to earn a lifetime ban from the Kadoatery

by cables

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Key Quest and Science
That tree grew from no ordinary seed!

by yampuff



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