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	Socks: Warm, Edible, of Doom How many of you have feet? Yes, yes, that’s what we thought – most of you have feet... some of you have more than others. Also written by windatmyback by danceswithpampers
	Secrets to Thrifty Spending: Neopian Food Edition Every Neopian loves to save a few Neopoints now and then, right? by jmw_31894
	Choosing a Colour If you plan to have a zombie pet, make sure the rest of your family is trained in zombie defence procedures. by neom_777
	Your Guide to Restocking: Better Than Gaming The quickest, easiest, best way to make neopoints. ;) by danielleplicka
	The Ultimate Guide To Collecting And Galleries So, you have made your gallery, but you don't know what to do with it after that. by singer1014
	A Guide to Luck and Chance in Neopia Do you like to take risks? Also by neckties by __horses_forever__
	Top 10 Villains of Neopia This article will reveal the top ten baddies of Neopia. by _plaxe_
	Every Secret of Eliv Thade... Revealed You thought you knew all about Eliv Thade? Wrong... there's much more. :) Read to find out... by xprincessxsimix
	Advanced Key Questing: Stepping Up Your (Mini) Game Mini-games do play a part in Key Quest, and while I cannot help you with computer speed, I can help you step up your mini-game to the next level! by musicoftheflute
	Digging into Spring If you're looking to get out of your winter blues, and break into spring with a new outlook on life, flowers are a perfect way to do just that! by giggilogalmewmew
	I Have Too Much to Wear: Guide to Closet Clutter Ah, spring cleaning! Now that it's spring in Neopia, it may be time to clean out those closets. by lkozma
	Snot Splatter - the Guide to Spewing Snot! Who would want to play a game like Snot Splatter? Well, you might... if you want a trophy. by ewagon

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So, the day before the April Fool's Day, I was sitting in my room with Ailee. We were drinking some thornberry tea and eating some crumpets. "So please," Ailee began, "give me a hint. What are you planning for tomorrow," she said, and grinned sheepishly...

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