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Guide to a Successful Guild War

Alisha breaks down the must knows of Guild War Basics.

by alisha_119
How to Create a Keepable Gallery

How to make a gallery you won't sell off or get frustrated with - a gallery that you will keep for a long time.

by shakinheadtotoe
Even MORE Neopian Book Reviews

Forget about those long and in-depth reviews, the ones with 'author interviews' or 'plot dissection'! My reviews are short and to the point! Don't trust those fancy reviews!

by qazx301
Top 10 Strawberry Dishes

Strawberries. Most of us have heard of them, and even tried them ourselves. But who would have known all the yummy ways you can eat them?

by avatar_addicted852
Bug Brothers Attack!

Don't let these little bugs steal your neopoints!

by hypno_the_cat
The Perfect Pet

How to make your pets really your pets. How to make them live like no pixels ever have before!

by writingkid
Rusty Old Can Infestation?

Where did these cans come from? Why is it that Neopians have fished millions of cans out of the underwater fishing cavern?

by _pooglegirl_
For Those of Us With Limited Time...

How can you get a steady, sustainable income and still manage to find time for eight hours of sleep each night? You know, it's funny you should ask...

by randomkat
Conspiracy! Why Hannah Took Over For Sloth

I'm about to reveal to you the real reason why the Return of Dr. Sloth Plot wasn't released until five years after its original air date.

by goalkeeper50
How Do You Feel About Robot Pets?

Do you prefer Robot pets with, or without, their shiny metal casing? It’s a question I asked many different Neoboards, wondering how people felt about the myriad of different looks that Robot pets could wear...

by indulgences
Mutant Pets: Good, not Evil

I'll be interviewing mutants, non-mutants, and former mutants on their views on this issue.

by phonics21354
Spacerocked! – A Guide to the Game

At the start of each level you have three items of ammunition (indicated by the rocks in the top, left-hand corner of the screen) and three purple Grundos boosts (indicated by the three Grundo heads just below the rocks).

by dipper70
 
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"Water Faerie Wishes" by cool_girl2002224
As the sun rose higher in the sky, Aqunda found herself on the outskirts of Faerieland, lounging on a small cloud. Watching neopets frolic above her, she frowned. I wish I had a friend to play with, she thought, gazing longingly at the laughing groups. Rolling over and resting her chin on her hands, she sighed once more; she already knew most of the inhabitants of Faerieland, and she didn't think even one of them was worth playing with. I wish I could meet someone new...




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To My Best Friend
Now, with her fur ruffled and wet because of the pouring rain, she yearned for the roof and the four walls she had felt trapped in before...

by imogenweasley

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Leaves of Wisdom
He did not... no, he could not know everything!

by starlight_dancer7

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Lost Memories: Part Three
"Where am I now?" thought Firreter as he reached the city. "Is this where I'm supposed to be?"

by zafaracutie4

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Fine Line: Part Three
Uva walked a fine line, but she had managed to keep up her fortune telling business without faltering even once. The pink Kau knew all the tricks of the trade...

by reggieman721

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Size Matters
I am SO taller than you!

by rezolu

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Misleading Angelicacy
But you're already...

by pokemon_dragon203



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