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	Faerie Friends When most Neopians think of faeries, they always think of a winged female creature. However... by black_skull725
	Neopia's Top Ten Must-Have Soups Be it hot or cold, there's nothing better than curling up on your Nova Sofa with a bowl of delicious soup in hand. In this article, I present to you the top ten must-have soups in the whole of Neopia! by firaga26
	Quenching Your Thirst: A Guide to the Summer Heat So, to help those in need for those long months of summer ahead, I decided to compose a rather helpful (in my well-educated opinion) list of drinks which will quench your thirst during those long summer days... by ginelga
	Bumble Beams - Saving the Petpets The object of the game is to guide the robot petpets into the bins at the bottom of the screen. Once they are there then they will be returned to the RoboPet Shop where they belong. You have to tilt the beams and balance the petpets so they don't fall off and be recycled. by bob70011
	Your Pet's Personality How in Neopia do you make your pet have a personality that sparkles and shines on its own? Well, I'm here to help you find out how! by lttay
	Unravelling the Mysteries of the Unlabelled Tin Can I scrawled a note in the margin of my notebook: 3:52pm NST - First sighting of Unlabelled Tin Cans recorded. From outside they appear harmless. Needs more research... by squire_genevieve
	How To Be a Food Fighter Even the poorest of Neopians can indulge in this pleasure of throwing the most disgusting Neopian foods at their friends. Whether you are an outspoken or quiet Neopian... by sara_belle62886
	I Command Thee To Attach! Have you ever stopped to wonder if maybe your petpet just isn't that appealing to your new petpetpet? Hey, they have a right to be picky too. by ayame_23
	Oh! To Own An Ogrin! A look on the Stats page will show you that Ogrin are the second least popular (normal) Neopet, but they do not share the Gnorbu's fame. What stops the Ogrin from being a well known and well adopted Neopet? by britchick84
	The Classy Petpet Nowadays, most Petpets have no idea what it takes to be truly classy. They spend their time rolling in mud and eating Petpet chow! Now, me, I spend my time at parties and balls thrown by the very creme of Petpet society! by qazx301
	Shenkuu Warrior: Climbing Your Way To the Top! So, you want to became a master Shenkuu Warrior and bring home the prized gold trophy? There are a few things you need to know first... by gooie629
	A Brain-Free Life of Spardel It is really not a tragedy if you do not have a brain – to the contrary: life is a lot more fun... by aeriel7

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Brain-Free & Happy

Spardels are joyful dog-like little creatures, always ready to play with you and have fun. Their favourite toy is, of course, the super bouncy and super silly Green Spardel Ball, with the image of this lovely petpet's face printed on it. Do not bother buying any board games for a Spardel unless you don't mind winning all the time with your little blue furry opponent. Spardels cannot comprehend the rules of the board games and usually swallow the dice...

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