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What Sort of Avatar Collector Are You?

Avatars. 50 x 50 pixel bundles of joy. These microsized forms of self-expression are the stars of countless fan sites, featured on hundreds upon hundreds of pet pages, and are on the forefront of the thoughts of many Neopians.

by yellowbanana5490
Sneaking Your Way to the Great Qasalan Caper

You must be thinking, "How can I possibly get away with stealing? That's just wrong!" Yes, it is, but not with this game. The Great Qasalan Caper encourages you to help the Meercas reach their goal.

by pantsux
How to: Earn 1000 NP for Every Game of Snow Wars II

This is a timed game with the objective of protecting 5 snowmen from Snow Beasts and Lupes. To protect these snowmen you need to build a snow fortress around them.

by x_ryot_grrrl_x
Mynci Beach Volleyball: the Way to WIN!

I have devised a list of easy to follow tips that are designed with YOU, yes you, in mind. Follow these hints, practice your little heart out and with a little luck the avatar and maybe even a shiny trophy might soon be yours.

by alyndasgallery
Faerieland: a Disaster Waiting to Happen

But what if some villain found his or her way into the castle, somehow managed to undo the spell, and sent Faerieland falling to its doom in the sea, a thousand feet below?!

by upcat13
Far Out Gross Out

Gross Foods can be categorized in two ways, by origin and by detestability. There are several origins of gross foods...

by blackcairn
Web of Vernax - a Guide to Spinning

In this game you are a Spyder, and a very handsome one, I might add. Your aim is to survive! To do this you must catch the bugs (Vernax) that scurry around so that you may feast on them later.

by miseryguts5720
Are You Tired of Having a Shop That's ALWAYS Full?

If you follow my instructions, not only will you sell an item or 2, you will probably sell out COMPLETELY! No longer will your shop go MONTHS without selling a thing!

by kt2kool109
A Mutant Chia's Uber-Spiffy Guide to Pillow Fighting

You turn your back for 2 seconds to shut the door, turn the lights on and start discoing with your Gruslen. But all of a sudden…..WHAP! You've been hit in the back of the head with a pillow by one of your younger siblings!

by nintendude12345
10 Key Items for an April Fool's Trickster

Well, has there ever been a legendary joker that didn’t have the proper slippery materials to assist him in his practical joking? I think not.

by lassie_nikki
Neopian Conspiracy

We've all heard the rumor about that certain character who will remain nameless *cough* the Petpet Shopkeeper - trying to take over Neopia behind the scenes (and if you haven't heard about it, now you have).

by aqua_symph
How I Won the Test Your Strength Jackpot!

At the time of this essay, the Test Your Strength jackpot was hovering just over the 600 million neopoint mark. What is it going to take someone to win this jackpot?

by grjocu777
 
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"The Secret Diary of Jeran Borodere" by nimras23
Entry 1: I adore peace time; now that all the fighting's done I can finally get a break from all those fangirls. I swear, those things are far scarier than Darigan ever was. Not that I'll ever admit it. Danner still gives me a hard time about that one that followed me for weeks and called me "Jerry". Really, is Jeran all that hard to say? Lisha says it's just because...




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The Secret Diary of Jeran Borodere
Now that all the fighting's done I can finally get a break from all those fangirls. I swear, those things are far scarier than Darigan ever was...

by nimras23

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The Prankster
Erika was never a master prankster, but maybe this year would be different...

by btcomsa12

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Solkaris: The Narrative - Part Six
"I didn't know you could do that!" I said, breathless. She shook her head and looped the rope around the next statue on the second pillar...

by x_marks_the_spot

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How The Drenched Came To Be: Part One
"I will be banished because of this 'blessing.' This is no blessing for me, it's an awful curse! You've never had the weight of Maraqua on your shoulders..."

by ewagon

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Lollypop Got Your Tongue?
Didn't see that coming...

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Slorg and a Half
You said you wouldn't tell...

by warrior20012



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