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	Becoming a HTS Dealer, and Pushing Your Patience Not many people mentioned that they gain neopoints by trading HTS, which is an abbreviation for Hard-to-Sell. by kronosaurus
	Fifty Reasons Why Pirates Pwn Thieves Pirates pwn thieves. Without further ado, here’s fifty absolutely logical and un-debatable reasons why. by cosmicfire918
	Volcano Run: Does it Ever End? There must be something at the end of that volcano, but I don’t think anyone wants us to know that! by ginelga
	But of Course I'm on the List! Now there is a new food solution for all of you Choosy Chombies, Persnickety Peophins and Selective Skeiths that won’t give you a bellyache... by mimed
	Throwing Your Very Own Neopian Times Party Step One: Who to Invite? by iamfaq
	A Grundo Chef's Legacy Everyone who has eaten at Grundos knows how much Gargarox adores cooking, but that is pretty much all that anyone really knows about him... by office_chick
	Put Away Your Collection Jars While it is admirable to set high standards and goals for yourself, you need to understand that that is exactly what you are doing: setting goals for yourself. by reissue
	TROTRODS - What does it mean? I don’t think the last R stands for Revenge because Sloth has tried that approach way too many times. ;) by neoliquidator
	Petpet Cannonball Here are the top ten reasons why shooting your petpet out of a cannon can be rather enjoyable... by peace1070
	Faerie Bubbles Guide The key thing to remember in Faerie Bubbles is that almost every bubble can be used to your advantage in different situations. by simsam24
	Camouflage: It's the New Grey Nothing will keep your little darling in the social circle like a fresh coat of camouflage. by uggazew
	25 Ways to Beat the Neopian Heat!! I hear the water temperature at Kiko Lake is pleasantly cool this time of year... by sevryn
	Typing Terror Madness: a Guide In comes a freakish array of clockwork Grundos with words printed on them. With your amazing skill you must type the words to trigger an explosion... by gwenfrewi

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EndingArrow: Part Seven
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