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"Illusen's Cake" by shadowcristal
The faerie wondered if she didn't love cakes and chocolate enough... She knew for sure that she definitely did not love cooking...

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Illusen's Cake
The faerie wondered if she didn't love cakes and chocolate enough... She knew for sure that she definitely did not love cooking. Who could love cooking when the result was blackened, inedible piles of something that remotely looked like food?

by shadowcristal

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Lever of Doom
Lyrian jumped back, but it was too late; the hand had already snuck its way into the bag of Neopoints he carried. It retracted quickly and quietly into its place; the panel closed behind it.

by extreme_fj0rd

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Jhudaberry Soup: Part Two
"That's Jhudora's Cloud," supplied Skylark loudly into Merielfy's ear, in case the Zafara couldn't hear her. "Maybe she's out celebrating today."

by sky___phoenix

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Needed Beginnings: Rorro and Toragi - Part Two
"Come on, Rorro," Angela said, exasperated, "you don't want to be a plain yellow Kacheek all your life, do you?"

by tdyans

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The Joys of Being Neopian
My, what large eyes you have...

by ireallylovesb

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Neopia Acres
It's not my fault!

by wyomingslim

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