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Das Kaupital: A Government Study of Neopia

How many of you actually think about how this planet is run?

by pk_fire14
A Study of Valentine's Day

“What do you do to celebrate Valentine’s Day?”

by charmedhorses
Gallery of Evil: Didn't Get In

The Gallery of Evil is home of the most evil villains known to Neopia. Tax Beast, Dr. Sloth, Rock Beast…villains galore. However, there are many villains who applied for the entry who never made it...

by mainframericky
Observations of the Wild Skree

I’m honestly not sure how to explain what has happened. It would seem everything that could go wrong did go wrong...

by resurrectedwarrior
User Lookup Spotlight: How to get started.

Due to numerous concerns amongst Neopians on getting to know each other, you can see quite a large number of different lookups...

by obn0xious
A Guide for the Clueless Wannabe Kadoatie Feeder

It certainly doesn’t take long for them to get lonely in those cages, so of course, they need something that make them happy while waiting for their owner to return. That’s where you come in.

by blubblub317
Item Descriptions For The Alternative Neopian: A Fifth Helping

Ripped Skarl : All those months at the gym finally paid off!

Also by simsman24000

by too_kule

Ice Cream Machine - So cool, it's freezing...

Everyone loves Ice Cream, right?

by jazz_invincible
10 Flowers for Valentine's Day

Forget the old cookies and chocolates. They’re out, and flowers are in! ‘Why flowers?’ you may ask.

by shadowcristal
5 Steps for Success in Valentine Making

Welcome to the informational article about how to make your perfect valentine. We will cover this lesson in 565 easy steps! *Sees everyone start to walk away.* Wait, come back! How does five steps sound?

by hottamale0774
 
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Celebration of Love



Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. There are various thoughts on this holiday of romance, some believe it to be a commercial creation, while others revel in its sincerity. Friends and neighbors alike clash in opinions, but despite much the much hyped controversy, Valentine’s Day is still very much celebrated and businesses seem to be doing just fine....



Other Stories


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Unity
The final Zafaras left the feature in the sky, and doors could be heard clicking into their locks as they isolated themselves from the rest. For there was one thing that the town had a problem with: unity.

by cheopspyramid

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TC Explains Valentine's Day
"I would like to know, in as much details as possible, about Valentine's Day," the robot said plainly, pronouncing each word so perfectly he'd have been an instant hit with any Drama group if it wasn't for the total lack of emotion. "What is all the fuss about, exactly?"

by tambourine_chimp

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The Great Gelert Hype: Part Two
Tak began to realize that this was too much for him. She's too kind to be fooled like this. You've got to tell her the truth. Tak opened his mouth, and tried to say it-that he is really a thief, but couldn't get the words out.

by the_wanderer128

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Loretta: Part Three
"Loretta! What are you doing here? What's wrong?" I was shocked to see her stripped of all her jewellery, and that the quietly imperious way she had of holding herself had melted away.

by blizzard_rose

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An Unfortunate Misunderstanding
Careful what you say to cupid...

by i_hate_backstabbers

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Sutek Muffin
Why the long face?

by thegreenmooseofdoom



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