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The Deep Sea King and his Underwater Trove!

There are many kings in Neopia, and many that you know so much about! Collab with unfreeze_xlinger2 & gali184

by cibola
New Year, New You (and Your Neopet Approves!)

This is the definitive list of upgrades every Neopian can make (as endorsed by our Neopets who are tired of watching us do nothing).

by _myst_queen
Beginner's Guide to L54 Battling: Part 2

In this installment, we will go over information needed to train up a Pet for L54.

by tcg81191
The Annual Avatar Assembly!

Avatars...assemble!

by magyk4
Feed Florg: How to Master the Malicious Meanie

A guide to beating Feed Florg with flying colours!

by shaman_i_am
 
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New Year, New You (and Your Neopet Approves!)



Here at The Neopian Times, we believe that resolutions can fail faster than the Snowager wakes up. Not this year! This is the definitive list of upgrades every Neopian can make (as endorsed by our Neopets who are tired of watching us do nothing). Whether you are a veteran, a newbie, or a returning player trying to find some purpose, everyone can find a Neopet-approved resolution. These resolutions can be a little dramatic, but also achievable and guaranteed fun. Featuring testimonials from super real and definitely not made-up Neopians from across the globe! RESOLUTION 1: Goal-Setting to Greatness! First off, sit down and think about what you want to achieve on this site. Take a look at your account and find what is missing. Make a list of what you see. Is your avatar count low? Do your Pets look a little boring? Is your trophy cabinet kind of empty? Writing down what you see can unlock new things you want to try. Always the most popular choice is becoming a collector! This can come in a few different forms: Avatar collecting. Hunting for secret avatars is extremely popular and for good reason! With the recent releases of more and more avatars, now is the perfect time to jump on in. Even the hard-to-achieve avatars can be yours from friendly lenders or through the guild you will be joining...



Other Stories


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A Happy New Year
The wide-eyed Quiggle shouted out into the darkness just as an egg almost fell onto his head. He thankfully caught it just in the nick of time and noticed it was actually a Baby Pteri.

by ningkov1

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The Comfort from Perfection
Mistakes must never exist here. Not where vulnerable souls lay on narrow beds, depending on healing paws for their recovery. Collab with 00keva00

by lunaticrave

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A Haunted School, Hidden Deep in the Woods
Balthor started to get worried, what were they going to do about this now? It seemed that no matter which way they went, they could not get off the stairs. Collab with vicunas

by greenj12356

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The Year Without an Advent Calendar
Noella looked down at the small, white piece of paper in her paws.

by noileh

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Unlucky Kyrii Plays Dice-a-Roo
Part 3 of "Son of Kyrii" Collab with darkobsession

by barrelchic22

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January 1st
Remember to do all your dailies...

by nyankops



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