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"The Grey Omelette" by maddie_bangz
”What is THAT??” Sabre-X’s jaw dropped in disbelief at the sight in front of him. The day had started as it always does, with the Lupe waking up bright and early to the sun rising over the Tyrannian Plateau, casting the barren landscape in a brilliant golden hue. He had stretched his tired limbs and prepared for another day of guarding and distributing his precious Giant Omelette. He spends each day at the same spot, feeding the hungry Neopets that come to him in search of just a slice of his delicious Omelette. He loves to try out different flavours and ingredients to give the Neopets something different to try each time, and last night he had chopped up some fresh spicy red peppers for today’s batch. Sabre-X was very meticulous in his Omelette preparation, and he had found some very shiny and delectable looking giant eggs the evening before. He would then climb to the highest point in the plateau, crack the eggs over the sunbaked rocks, and let the morning sun cook them to perfection by the time the breakfast crew started to roll in.

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