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On The Revolution of Heavenly Spears: Part One
Normally, after Ryshu the Nimmo entered the school’s wooden doors half an hour before the official opening time, he would meditate privately in the tranquillity of dawn, closing his eyes and slowly taking in the fresh breezes that rolled in through the window, pausing every so often to change his current position. As an instructor, this was something expected of him; appreciating silence, after all, did help boost one’s endurance.

by sampleneopian

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An Expedition Around Neopia
Neopia Central

“700 Nanka Bottles hanging on the wall, 700 Nanka Bottles hanging on the wall…” Panda sighed in disdain, licking at her paw softly. “And if one Nanka Bottle should accidently fall…”

Also by tanner_73

by pillarbox


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The Top Thirteen “Punniest” Book Titles in Neopia
Over the years, my ‘pets have read volumes of volumes, and they have collected a library of their favorite books with the wittiest titles. So henceforth are the most appreciated and recommended titles that all Neopians should include on their reading lists.

by binky1260

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Creative Thinking
Maybe this wasn't the best plan...

by pinochle



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