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Friday: 196 Dubloons Left

It was another gorgeous Friday morning in Warf Wharf and the one-legged shopkeeper of Krawk Island Nippers had just turned the welcome sign on...

by vanquishee
More Than a Chili Pepper

It's not easy being a chili pepper.

by unfogging
A New Start

Today is the day! I'm leaving for my new home in Altador.

by jeslin__62
Commodore Rigney Birkin and the Lava Tunnel Pirates

You have always considered yourself a traveller.

by pillsi
The Great Playpen Escape

Martha will stand this cruelty no longer...

by nikibogwater
Empire of Dirt

In all the days that led up to today's skirmish, the Duchess stood on this mountain of dirt, right up the hill path leading to the Tyrannian Plateau...

by psychedelicreature
The Great Pink War

"Pink? What a girly color!"

by dragonusagi
 
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"Commodore Rigney Birkin and the Lava Tunnel Pirates" by pillsi
Your stories of daring adventures and races from gigantic monsters seemed incomparable and provided you the fame and recognition you thoroughly believe you have deserved since childhood. This changed for you, however, one afternoon as you strolled through Moltara...




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Dice-A-Roo and the Employment Agency
With other games, however, one needs a little more dedication in order to gain maximum profits from them. These do pay off in the long run though...

by claricerose

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A Little Friendly Poetry Contest Advice
What I will give you are little tidbits I've picked up from both other people, and from entering well over 100 poems myself.

by flufflepuff

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Of Menaces, Hopes and Icky Space Food: Part Five
"In this corner, a carefully planned takeover with high-grade blaster supplies and probably trained warriors. In the other corner, a kid with a mop. And you didn't bring your mop."

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl


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The Necromancer: Part Seven
Emma returned from the dungeons feeling that she had very little to show for the time she'd invested since the start of the day.

by jokerhahaazzz

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It's Hard Being the New Pet
Mean Pets

by greyorangegrey

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High Hopes And Unmet Expectations
A Kougra involved in the Beauty Contest community has high hopes for the future, thanks to the new avatar!

by kainbunny



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