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Short Stories


Give Me Wings

I always dreamed that I could have wings.

by faileaybara
The Start of Something Sinister...

I began to worry about my investment in our friendship.

by pippin_me
The Monster in the Pound

"It's not so bad in here. You get to meet lots of different Neopets from all kinds of interesting places, and you get used to the damp, and the food isn't so bad if you hold your nose and don't chew, and we play fun games like 'Guess the Infectious Disease' and-"

by mrs_cherish
Double Agent

She keeps to herself. No one knows her real name...

by jessiemarie89
Numbers

"I'm never getting out of here."

by solcana64
A Single Grain of Sand

"The entire Lost Desert is made up of grains of sand as tiny as each of these, no one piece more important than the other, yet put together they are an immense and imposing force."

by mamasimios
Crash Landing: An Alien's View

They never expected it at the time, and only the highest officials in Neopia knew about it.

by ghost_watching
What Goes On Behind Door #2

"I'm going off to stay with our cousins for a month. I hope it'll be fun."

by alt1981black
The Healer

The faeries were silent, cold stone, and the pleas for help that had always rung out across Neopia now went unanswered.

by atarenya
 
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Other Stories


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Why We Don't Need Our Faeries
I don't think anyone could have anticipated how great a Neopia without faeries would be.

by stoicjohn

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Hannah and the Kreludor Caves: Exclusive Interview
I managed to secure an exclusive interview time slot with our favorite explorer, who sheds light on why she wanted to explore the lands beyond Neopia.

by fyora123123

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Breaking News: Part Six
If he could figure out what Mr. Jennings was up to, and stop him, everything would go back to the way it was. He'd be safe. He'd be in control again.

by herdygerdy

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Magic Vs. Money: Part Three
The front door of NeoCorp headquarters slid open with an oddly malevolent whoosh as she came up to it, then shut behind her with the same vaguely threatening sound.

by al_bester

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Not the Best Petpet
I wish I could know what it's thinking...

by _sebis_

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Tchea Slushie Three: Accents
An American pet in a British world...

by manga_wolf



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