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 | The Legacy of the Black Pawkeet: Part OneIt had always been my philosophy to protect the weak and helpless. It was something my father had taught me, and it was a policy I ran my crew by. Talak was right, we had never turned our backs on the plight of the innocent before, and we weren’t going to start now.
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"Transformation Misunderstandings" by hybatsu
Ophelia the Kyrii was doing what she did best and seemingly without end: talking and brushing her hair. Morry didn’t know how she had the hair or the vocal strength to keep going on like she did, but she certainly did keep going, with a big smile on her face to boot. “Illusen gave me this comb herself, you know,” she was saying. “She gave it to me as a reward for fetching her some cheap little thing… Oh, but she got so greedy and demanding, I eventually just stopped going to see her.” “Uh huh,” Morry muttered. The Mutant Ixi was sitting on the couch of their neohome, trying very hard to read the latest Booktastic Book, a volume it’d taken him ages to find.
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 The Hidden Tower's Hidden Room
Yellow_Cheese_Burger was, by all means, a normal Island Aisha. His companion, however, was one of the most powerful and unique beings in all of Neopia: Queen Fyora. He walked quickly alongside Fyora, a clipboard in his hand as he quickly scribbled down the faerie’s instructions.
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 Transformation Misunderstandings
Ophelia the Kyrii was doing what she did best and seemingly without end: talking and brushing her hair. Morry didn’t know how she had the hair or the vocal strength to keep going on like she did, but she certainly did keep going, with a big smile on her face to boot.
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 Rainbow Pool Panic
All around Neopia, reports have been flooding in about a rogue band of Meepits attacking the Rainbow Pool in order to keep new pet colors from arriving to all the Neopets in Neopia. Several pet colors have managed to slip past the close watch of the Meepit army, but others have not managed as well and are still plotting on how to make it to the Rainbow Pool without having to battle with the ferocious army. The battle is constant and Neopia deserves to be informed of the current ongoing struggle for power, and the everlasting hope for peace.
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 Unique Ways To Celebrate On Neopets!
I was browsing the Help Neoboard one day, eager to read the witty and funny replies of my fellow Neopians, when I came across a thread titled "Today is my Neopian birthday!" Inspired by this thread, I thought I'd write an article all about the unique ways in which we can celebrate things on Neopets, ways that aren't even sanctioned by TNT!
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