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	The Lost Prophecy: Part One A startling prophecy, a mysterious conspiracy, and, above all, that green-and-white satellite in the sky... by cursedpens
	Alfred Quenton, Villain Extraordinaire: Part One "Monstrous Lupe and skinny Ogrin boy, you are about to receive a once-in-a-lifetime offer! Although you may be pathetic and wimpy now, I will mold you into mighty villains to be feared and respected. All you have to do is sign here and here." by thedoggirl_97

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"Mind and Matter" by sporty2443
Jhudora grumbled to herself as she trudged through the thick underbrush of the forest surrounding Glory Hollow. Normally, she would be sending out some Neopet with too much time on his hands to gather her potion ingredients for her. All it required in exchange was a cheap magical trinket that she could proceed to convince him was an "artefact"...

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The Uni Day Beauty Pageant
Aethaevn shut her eyes tight, not wanting to acknowledge the other Unis getting along so well and feeling so happy. The real reason for her sorrow was...

by chocololli

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A Villein's Best Day
One potato, two potato, 100 ton marrow, four potato.

by kadface

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The Villain’s Editorial
Enjoy the rest of your precious editorial! Mwahahaha!

Art by june_scarlet

by june_scarlet

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How to Dress Like a Villain with NC
Which Neocash items will help your pet stand out and really pull off that villain look they are so interested in trying out.

by greenj12356

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Faeries Are Evil
Grundos and faeries have joined forces, apparently.

by nikipinder

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Underwater Fishing With Glumpkin
Be careful what you fish for...

by ragecandybar

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