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Coltzan IV and the Not-So-Brilliant Bet: Part One

So-called Coltzan IV and his obnoxious cockiness face the ultimate test of endurance, strength, and modesty.

by meggierules2129
The Truth About Meepits: Part One

"There are n-no Meepits. T-there are no Meepits. There are no Meepits...."

by puppy_girl252
 
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Everyone who is well read in Neopia will know that the White Weewoo is the iconic symbol of journalism and that it always delivers Neopia's most famous newspaper, the Neopian Times. But how do these Weewoos get to be so smart? How do they get the strength to carry these piles of newspapers every Friday to the residents of Neopia? Still yet, how do they know what to do with the newspapers once it's in their claws?



Other Stories


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Writer's Block and Petpet Talk
"Oh, never mind. I mean, you're just a petpet, you can't really help me. Petpets can't even talk!"

by almostcasandra

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The Worth of a Red Quiggle
She isn't even painted. Just a plain red Quiggle.

by uberdancingdolphin

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A Charming Guide to Piper Panic
Your object in this game is to hit each of the baskets exactly once...

by kuroge

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The Kadoatie-Feeding Troika
This article is about the three most popular methods of feeding Kadoaties at the Kadoatery! Woohoo!

by crazy_holly_ii

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Oh Dear... Unconverted pets!
Smile!

Art by abigail_78

by xox_cloud_xox


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Floofeh
I don't think your Feepit feels appreciated, Brichubi.

by jupedujour



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