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Jhudora's Revenge: Part One

Jhudora doesn't make a vow lightly.

by ewagon
The Meepit Adventures: A Tale of Two Staffs: Part One

Mr. Meepit has to save Neopia from certain danger, but this time, he has help.

by doody_duty
To the Infamous, We Salute You: Part One

Mrs. Sleet snatched up Tally’s paper from her desk. Aside from the miniscule amount of writing on it, it was completely covered in doodles. Doodles of Acaras...

by water_glass
 
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Moustache Protection



The lucky few which are graced with this extraordinary bit of facial hair cannot help but draw attention to it, either by styling it into a particular fashion or growing it to an incredible size. Yet each one of them has one thing in common; they are proud of their beautiful moustache...



Other Stories


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Crooked Glasses
He would often console himself with the thought, "At least my ears aren't crooked."

by ayame_23

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The Remarkable Rainbow
"Well, logically there is no possible way for a rainbow to be here without any sunlight. Yet there is always a rainbow, no matter what the weather is..."

by amysmother_8

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Key Quest and Heresy: A Second Look
Thought for the day: A logical argument must be dismissed with absolute conviction!

by thatsextraheretical

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Scaredy-cat's Guide to Surviving the Fool's Day
The 1st of April is here, and all of the Neopians prepare for it in their own special way.

by chilly888

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One Fish, Two Fish
I can practically smell the testosterone.

by fish_puddle

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The Nostril
Maybe I'm not the only one who likes Grarrl's Snot Spices! :D

by mudiikip



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