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Fine Line: Part One

The camouflage Kougra silently celebrated his victory. After weeks of hard work and good lies, he had managed to infiltrate one of the Great Gebmids...

by reggieman721
The Warden's Tale: Part One

"By the Founders, Vex! If I didn't know better, I would say that you were falling into a certain trap!" the Grarrl grunted, scratching a small "3" on the table...

by torkie10
Lost Memories: Part One

In a field of grass just under the plateau, a herd of Tonu mothers tended their eggs...

by zafaracutie4
The Zap that Changed it All: Part One

He had spotted something caught on a nearby bush, blowing and fluttering in the breeze. He pulled it quickly from the leaves and let his eyes run over it. He recognized it immediately as a piece of the secret laboratory map...

by adoption_rescues
 
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"How A Pirate Blumaroo Found Her Greatest Treasure" by indulgences
She had even sold the gold earring she had gotten after being painted with a Pirate Paint Brush for a profit. Yes, she was quite ambitious, this Blumaroo of ours. She began jingling the Neopoints in her purse, reassuring herself of their weight. Her eyes glittered with avarice and desire. Soon she would be rich. It would only take a week to...




Other Stories


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Little Things
Sometimes you just have a bad day.

by doopingla

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A Different Type of Practice
The Xweetok sighed and smoothed his red fur back. "I'm not bad, but the song I'm playing is hard! I'm just not ready..."

by sunsetneversetting

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Guide to Imperial Exam
The game is pretty easy to play. Look at the thought bubble of each pet. If the word is spelled correctly, press the up arrow key to let them enter the exam.

by iloveharrypotter8989

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The Real Motives for Happiness
Neopets might as well not exist. When was the last time you fed, groomed, or entertained your Neopet?

by deathwish98765

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Based on True Events
I don't like surprises. D:

by paganlindz

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Rated 'G'
Only in black and white

by black_kisa



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