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Headlines "Choosing a Shopkeeper Can Be Daunting" by zuziafruzia Pressed for time, Fruzia put an ad in the Notice Board, hoping to find one soon. It stated, in large black print, "HIRING! A shopkeeper for the Month of Swimming. Come by Fruzia's shop tomorrow morning..."
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