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Losers: Part One

Every day, Ella wished for an owner. Whenever the jingly little bell rang, her heart soared...

by soccerhart12
Revenge and Resistance: Part One

Sloth was coming. He had spent the last half a decade or so planning his attack carefully, and everything was ready. It was time to put his plan into action...

by dan4884
Legacy of a Nose: Part One

"Ah ah ah ACHOO!" My sneeze was so violent that it created a small windstorm in my room...

by hstulberg
 
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Secret Sweet-Fest



Alright then. Okay, so you really like sweets, right? And you want to get a lot of them. So you get a ton of sweet-tasting things - chocolate, sugar, whipped cream, cakes, snowberries..." (mouth waters) "And you eat them. But not just alone - you mix them! But only with others that they taste good with. You don't want to make them taste bad...



Other Stories


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Fun at the Fairground
"Why would we go to Roo Island? Did you think we were visiting the merry go round there? No, we're going to a real circus, the Deserted Fairground!"

by mystery_island111223

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Sand Balls
I retracted my cool Kougra claws, double checked my lightning-streaked fur for sand, and strolled along the beach, while my owner was off searching the Deserted Tomb. Then, as I saw some sand balls, I got the perfect idea: Sand balls! How am I this creative?

Also by extreme_fj0rd

by goosher


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Attack of the Petpetpets
Games such as 'Itchy Invasion' and 'Cooty Wars' clearly base themselves on discrimination of petpetpets...

by shadowmaster3334

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Are You Ready To Adopt?
You push open the heavy iron door with clammy hands. Above you, a sign reads, 'NEOPIAN POUND'. Take a breath in. Be prepared for the biggest decision of your life...

by razzlewriter

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White Weewoos DO Exist! Part 3!
Will that poor Weewoo EVER get noticed?

Also by x_seabee_x

by edmarblecake


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Jelly Rooms
Wonder why the Kacheek didn't think of this...

by marshmallow_ghost



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