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Sunburn

Sunbathing isn't for everyone...

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

Sandwich!

Always say please.

lizziloo87

by lyndsey4657

Warf Reacue Team! ~ Another Day

Patience...

by supertualet
Just Jelni: Slightly Sassy

A certain Cybunny gets sassy with her new sister.

by angul888
NeoPaper: Altador Cup Preparations

Outfits, check?

by mbredboy31
Puny Arms

See? A bit of training never hurt!

Also by murillion.

by shadowlugia_92

Don't Be So Quick to Judge

You can't judge a battler by their size

by crazyhorse1949
Neopian Nutshell: The Soup Kitchen

What do you mean MANY?

by a_cockatiel_a
Healthy Diet

Healthy habits are always good, or not ...

by callmeindestruction
Royal Pain

UC pets have the best poses

by winner19955
Too Many To Count

Sisters always mean well when they do things for you

by annnoel
Altador Cup Problems

Some are more dedicated than others...

by lostinthestereosound
Sunny Side Up

Faeries have expensive tastes.

by amarettoball
Why Poke Cellers is Always Angry

No wonder all Kikos on team Kiko Lake have bandaids...

by xxsicklullabiesxx
The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 5

Well this was anticlimactic

by tigerkitten41
 
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Of Crepes And Coffee



The Bakery, Neopia Central – Have you ever hungered for a delicious baked good after sipping on your favorite coffee or tea from the Coffee Cave? Have you ever wandered Roo Island and thought, "A baked good would taste great with this steaming beverage." I, Jadriar, most certainly have thought such questions. My journey for a delectable delight thus began in the shopping hub of Neopia with The Bakery.



Other Stories


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The Curse Of The Rainbow Fountain
Everyone knows about the curse of The Rainbow Fountain, it is an old wise tale that has been around for years and years. The tale of the curse of The Rainbow Fountain is told to every Neopet in Neoschool every year in October. Elders tell the tale again and again to warn young Neopets of what could happen.

by she_chose_love

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Queen Fyora: The Faeriest of them All
As Fyora Day looms closer, and pets around Neopia are struggling to think of ways to honour their Faerie Queen, Zladie sits with her Floating Tooth Faerie Doll, squabbling over how to best celebrate their violet monarch.

by xindyx

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A Trophy Guide to Mutant Graveyard of Doom II
You and Albert in a maze. A guide for Mutant Graveyard of Doom II.

Also by bha288

by stake_6


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Fyora's Day
Fyora Day, contrary to popular belief, is not Fyora's birthday but rather an anniversary to her official coronation. Although literally a day honoring Queen Fyora, it is also symbolically a day of kindness where one takes a moment to learn from Fyora's character.

by black_skull725

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The Vine of Destiny: Book 1, The Apprentice Pirates: Part Three
Meridell came into sight several days later, and the two crews gathered on the deck of the Black Pawkeet as they prepared to pull into port. “All right everyone, we’ll stay in port a day or two this time to rest and restock.” Garin told his friends, “Get whatever you can, whether we actually need it or not, and keep your eyes peeled for a girl who looks like she might want a fresh start.”

by teamchao466

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Rough Waters: Part Seven
The current of the water took me from there. It was much faster and stronger than I thought. I tried to swim up to the surface for air, but the fast water denied me from doing so. It wasn't that I couldn't hold my breath for very long – don't get me wrong, I could (though I was running out of that) – it was just that I wanted to get back on the surface before I was very far.

by chasing_stars44



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