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	Lame Pun: Dining Out We Talk About Food A Lot by blackaavar
	Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part I In which Kaune shows the most polite way to wake someone up. by amarettoball
	NeoPaper: Loofah! Aww, isn't it cute? by mbredboy31
	Around and Around They Go... The Ixi got quite a shock. Also by she_chose_love by sophieauditore
	Dinner with the Scarlets: Morning Matters A good morning is one spent sleeping. by june_scarlet
	Look At All These Cakes! Cakes galore! by iana_19
	The Nut Farm Rink Punner by ramheart
	Bright Birthday Lighting things up in a whole new level. Also by coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Jhudora's Brush Also by tedypicker by cherokee165
	Woes of a Labbed Bruce The average Bruce is 80 cm tall by ketchup547
	The Discarded Grundo Plushie Kindness isn't exactly encouraged... by waternymph12
	Hide and Seek! Now that's a cool way to camouflage! Also by 987654321_hj by piinkskullz
	Ecstatic, Erratic, and Manic: Dueling Decks I mean, she has a point. by elementdragongirl
	Jhudora's Back! Her true evil scheme. Also by Krispykritter6 by dutchese159

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"Zapped and Pounded" by light_faerie382
Drip, drip, drip…. I looked up at the ceiling. Water dripped from a newly formed crack onto the stone floor. Great. Another problem to make my life in here more miserable. I looked around my cage. There was no way to tell if it was day or night, not in this dark, windowless space. The only furnishings the room held was a small cot and a sink in the corner. My food and water bowls were empty, not that they were very full to start with. Three stone walls surrounded me, my only connection to the outside world being through the rusty bars of the cage. The pink Uni walked by my cage and stopped in front, giving me a sad smile. “How’re you doing, One?” I regarded her wearily. She was a kind soul with a gentle heart, but even so, there was only so much she could do, only so far her kindness could spread over those of us at the Pound. And there were so many of us. “My ceiling is leaking.” She peered up at the dank, dark ceiling. “Oh dear. I’ll see if I can find a bucket somewhere.” “Thanks.” I settled back with a sneeze. “Still no luck with a cure?” “Afraid not. I’m sorry One. The pharmacy only has so many Magic Cookies…” I sighed. “It’s okay. I didn’t have high hopes.” I never have high hopes for anything now.

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Tallydepp and the Imperial Exam
Uni cake was Tallydepp's favourite food and usually the sweet aroma would stop her in her tracks, but today the excited Uni didn't even notice. She pulled a letter from her school satchel, her hooves shaking slightly. "Look! Look!" she cried. "I've finally been selected to try out for the Imperial Exam!"

by tallydepp

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The Runaway Princess Uni
My older brother Titance and I have done mercenary work in Brightvale for years. The kingdom owes us many favors, so when I have my armor on, everyone is nice and respectful. Sometimes, I even get asked to help some Neopets out. So one day I was in Brightvale, wearing my armor of course, when someone called from behind me. “You there! Uni!” came a voice

by blackghoulmon

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The Soft Side of Eliv
Perhaps there's a soft side to the spirit that lives in the abandoned castle in the Haunted Woods... or perhaps not.

by clairevoiant

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Unconventional Uses for Jhudoras Fingernails
If you've taken a look at any of the Jhudora-themed wearables lately, you will have noticed the hideousness of the Jhudora Fingernails. To be fair, there are some good Jhudora wearables out there, but as a general rule, these fingernails aren't the classiest of the bunch.

Also by 0123kl

by bha288

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Beneath the Haunted Woods: Part Seven
The siblings stuck close to the cavern wall as they made their way through the slanted Cliffside. Clara had her back towards the wall, firmly gripping Parlebb’s arm, keeping her from falling over the edge should she lose balance.

by shadowknight_72

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Sir Tormund Ellis: A Documentary: Part Two
I trained officially with my sword before him, and I got sent into those disgusting sewers before him, and I woke up at the crack of dawn before him, and I think I might have even been Master Torak's favourite before him — I swear. But, you know, the day he came in, there was this... aura around him, like he was constantly surrounded by light motes.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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