Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 441 | 30th day of Eating, Y12

Comics

	Dinner Disaster This should be fun. Idea by dutchese159 by lightfpower
	Nonsensical Senses I'm going to play a joke! Also by imogenweasley by jockylocky
	A Bite of Life You have to wonder... Also by never_look_back by horsecrazyirishgirl
	Aaa-choo!! Zzz... Also by semicutie3 by larkspurlane
	Last Halloween... ! by samyuli
	Kiochi - Books That's why I'm way better than you, Jhudora... by chibino
	The Zanuxar & Puknot Show: Kacheek Go Round Resistance is still futile. by wingsofathena
	The Trick of Snorkle Snouting ._______. by geestelijk
	Altador Cup V A new and controversial team joins the games.... by sceloglaux
	The White Weewoos go to work Just another day working on the Neopian Times. by monkeysrcomintogetu
	Dark Woods - Do You Believe in Ghosts? No. by schafersheperd
	Something Has Happened! Oh, hi! by allison_kitty11
	Illusen & Jhudora Look at those two... always bickering. by 1992jk1995
	That's the Point!: No Sense of Humor Where Aaethus gets a ghost makeover.... Without a paintbrush. Note to Self: Do not make grumpy older sisters angry. by sisterhood_of_blades
	Well-Versed It's gonna take longer than that. by uzzleuzzlepuffpuff
	Flapjacks He's not the smartest baby. by geckobubbles
	Nifty - Birthday Mishaps You got me this?! by kakashiluva
	The Best Joke Ever a Xweetok minicomic about the best joke EVER. ;3 by angelusfelis
	Smelly Wearables! sniff sniff by lilyed
	Every Bad Guy... ...has a soft side. by leksikake
	Usuls Plus One - Petpets That's the problem with invisible shopkeepers. D: by maraqua_berry
	The Esophagor's Information Feeed Meee!! by holladios
	Illusen's Quest Maybe Jhudora's quests are better... Also by kablooom by strangelydim
	Impromptu Shenanigans! Ferocious neggs are nasty little things, aren't they? by kittyforte
	ABnormal No one can learn THAT much. by jcrchan
	Spooky The Haunted Woods makes for interesting fishing. by ghostkomorichu
	Use Your Imagination Yes, Ripclawz is the Battledomer, but only because the others were too aggressive. by shadowstrand
	Star Gazers I got all these from Kelp! by neojedi11
	Random Oddness Ah, fire pets.. by mistyqee
	For all JubJub owners out there... JubJub clothes shopping is rather limited, don't you think? by oliviagrace18
	Fired Up Can you really take the heat? by jewelyanna
	Brown Family Tales What'cha reading? by fizbrown2
	Do the Monocle Munch! Yum! by snackbox
	Very Punny A good pun works well in any situation. And a bad pun, well... by not_so_shorty_12
	Odd Spots An (un)lucky accident? by sparkygoesforth

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"A Slorg in the Bakery!" by bashmina_pashmina
The Slorg watched intently as the Breadmaster dumped well over half a dozen different ingredients into a single orange bowl, then began to stir until everything began to blend together. He was humming quietly as he focused all his attention on this one task; he still did not see the slimy petpet. Several minutes passed, and at last the Kacheek...

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Viva la Resistance!: Part Four
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Jhudora's Revenge: Part Five
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