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Issue: 317 | 9th day of Storing, Y9

Comics

	Kadma(i)nia - The Series (Part #5, Finale) Owww..that's not good... Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	Tigersquash faint Also by annatrianna by skullosaur
	Baniai Buds! 1.0 Frisbee Furrahgo and Karrygra are Baniai Buds! Also by lacreamosa by kitsunekomouri
	Doctor! Doctor! I need help! Also by torkie10 by kevinlin1216
	One Way to Taunt the Pant Devil The bearog is included for legal purposes. :0 (No, really!) by brittanyrc3
	NC Mall Useless? NC mall is not all that useless... by 5thrider
	Grey Days ?? by blinkin_sprog
	Salt the Slorg: Anger Management Why everyone is angry at Salt. by summerchristmas838
	Robo - Malfunction Sometimes it's tough having a Robot Neopet as your friend. by raichu288
	Missing? Who has taken the poor baby? by 220232
	Mystery Island Living True story. I mean, actually. I said that. by zestily
	Milk Money The Blood Donation Part II: Long awaited and just in time! by plumbus
	Spud Buds! episode 1 Where do potatoes go when they die? by mango_lovebird
	Tiny But Tough - Not Alone There When the words just slip out... by crazy_kathy
	Snit, a State of Agitated Irritation Nothing like some good old gum on your shoe. by touchedbyapenguin
	The Reason Zippo Isn't Musical Zippo is not musical. O_o by otulissa_noctowl
	No Apparent Significance That's surprising... by reikosay
	What The Heck? When Suskfeo meets others... he would stand his ground. by extorpid
	The Bright Side Dr. Death finally gets a long needed vacation. by pink_kitty16
	Wafflecone Comics How could you?! by nickulla
	Baby Adventures: Clothing Crisis Where's my scarf? by cinderkitty17
	Arachnophobia (n.) an irrational fear of spyders by laurie_pie468
	One Too Many Doughnuts Doughnutfruit, yay! by jacla120
	Secret Item! Hoo! hoo! by inushina
	Wisdumb from the General Speaker awkward... by mysticmannie
	Sugar Free Lolipop Why sugar free lolipops were never invented! by amyfaymoss
	The Tater Tot Ninjas Where did that crash come from? by pooglefairywww
	Zafara and Lupe Days Look behind you!!!! by moonkie_saphy
	Multi Media No.1 SPLAT!! ...oops. by u_uzzzzz
	Flying Food Yum! by pleastakemehomeagain
	Freak-out - The Burglar THUMP! by ichigostars
	Shoyru Adventures Keychains are the best, arent they? by lawrence_189
	The Captain's Last Lesson Erm... guys... I didn't mean me! Also by razieel by x_seabee_x
	Alter Ego Those are SO boring. by queen_starshine
	A Snowbunny Tale ...But it's "wearable!" by i_love_yellow_sporks
	Stuck in the Neopet House Halloween Leftovers by spotthechelsey
	The Hypno Goggles puts on hypno goggles Yoouuu will reeadd thiiis commiiicc... by fantasticdora

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"Domination 2" by amwolford
"It would be a whole lot easier if the both of us teamed up. Once my plan is carried out, you and I can defeat the other villains so Neopia will belong to us and only us. Why, with my brains and your powers... and my brains, we could take over this planet..."

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Horseradish and Shrink Rays
"I have forgotten to water my garden," she proclaimed with a grand gesture towards the ceiling...

by rainbow_mist_wave

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Scavenger Hunt
"In honor of this special day, Pteri Day, tonight we will hold the first ever Professor Edgar Eyrie Scavenger Hunt..."

by shamboo5

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How to Survive your Post-Halloween Candy-Fest
There are those that rationed their candy sensibly, sampled a few and saved the rest of their stash for later. We must all take note from this latter group, for they are the ones who enjoy Halloween to its fullest...

by evie_firebolt

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Are You Considering Owning a Lab Pet?
I didn't say that raising a lab pet is impossible; I'm just saying that it will be tough if you're not prepared...

by chirykaru

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Deep Secrets: Part Eleven
The Ring of the Deep had been jostled and pushed around by the garbage. Finally it was out, and now it simply lay where it had fallen...

by extreme_fj0rd

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The Ties That Bind: Part Four
"Just forget all about her and move on with your life. In a week she'll be gone, and then everything will go back to normal..."

by sytra

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