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Issue: 243 | 9th day of Relaxing, Y8

Comics

	Meepit War Tactics On sale! Also by peri0neo by cytherea007
	Neopian Neophyte It's just a costume... right? by leedom111
	Your Body And You Why you shouldn't tease the Scrawny Fish... Also by kevinneo1328 by leeloo18
	Virtual Chaos Exotic plants, anyone? by pashmina100
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild What's the worst that can happen? by wallaroo42
	Paint Brush Mayhem This is just weird... by pink_kitty16
	The Chronicles of Hairball Hairball the Wocky takes a trip to the Kadoatery, and finds a surprising new "friend." by macleod22789
	ConFUNded-Mysteries of Neopia Where's your sense of scientific experimentation? by vhgvoov
	Kasha's Komic Guess what? by ilovecats164
	BAMF! Whoever said fishing was relaxing? by juusan_ikkiuchi
	Splat!! Kiss the Mortog! by monica5327
	Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars... Dumb telescope! I can't even see any stars. Also by swedish by voodoodollee
	The Cudgel Karma The only job the Yurble Foreman won't take... Also by xpropugnator by ethan_redshaw
	Flapdoodle Confusion is a valid solution, I guess... by obviousfakename
	Paint-a-Staff Member! AGHHHH!!!! o_O by linnipooh
	Share Your Toys... I guess you can play with it! by lokisrose
	The Pant Devil's Advocate Who WOULDN'T want to be on the Neocam?? by gryffinrose
	Cute Tactics I really wanna make it up to you. by son_nekoni
	Work In Progress And today at the races... by cairoegypt
	Muffiminies - Meepit Juice Break Mystery The poor Meepit wondered... Also by mythical_creature_ by dragonmasster23
	MiaFaery Hopefully the doctor can help us. by kinohi
	Crazy Coco and the Meepits Meepit Theory #1 by coconeo333
	Not Fit For This World: Episode II New anteater petpet = Radness personified. B) by soggy_cardboard
	Beauty Problems Sometimes, it's better not to lose yourself in comtemplation. by legend_of_lamia
	NeoComp To Mop or Not To Mop... by chibikatza
	Bad Influences Would you be willing to complete a Happiness Faerie quest? Also by syko_skwerl by kzoolaur
	A Comic Without a Name No wonder you can never win at flip the coin... by hedesku
	What they had to say about the April Fools Contest My psychic abilities must be failing... by m3rcuri
	Another Comic With A Witty Title It just looks like JELLY!!! by anubisgirl_13
	Welcome to our Neohome Let me rephrase that... by silvermoon_fox
	Loopholes Always wondered what it'd be like to have his job... by luluthederangedpig
	Aisha Groove I think the Soup Faerie is up to something... by discokitten
	Kawaii - Cuteness Celoroin has a new petpet! by crow213
	The Callahan Files What could be taking so long? by caloriemuncher
	It's Not Easy Being Snowy In which Kiyo laments la vida sub-zero. by __fishbone
	Only in Neopia... Just because there are things that could only happen in Neopia... by aokajin

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Lab Ray or Paint?

You can be stuck on whether or not to you should buy the secret laboratory maps, or just buy the paint brush! So, I wrote an article that explains the pros and the cons of buying either item(s). You should read this before you go out and buy your paint brush or your secret laboratory maps, because this may or may not change your mind...

Other Stories

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Noname Diaries: Noname's New Home
"Sqwwaaaaaaaaaaa! Sqwaaaaaaaaaaaa!" he said, which meant, "Ooooh... owwwww!"

by trainer_nella

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The Face Behind the Dancer
They lived on the plains of Meridell, far away from the Castle because the surname Ciryatan means "dark," and the Meridellians were afraid that the family was evil...

by rebornluthia

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The Guide to Brilliant Breakfasts!
The only way to a great start of the day is if you have a brilliant breakfast. If you can’t decide what to have, read this guide and you will enjoy your mornings forever more!

by eihpos95

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The Argument of a Anti-Sloth
We all know that Dr. Sloth is the unquestionable ruler of the universe and will conquer Neopia sooner or later. So why then are there some who oppose him?

Also by jamesuk2

by azellica

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Getting Rid of the Grey: Part Two
Going through the portal was the oddest sensation! thought Mellie as she tumbled out on to a cloud. As she got up and smoothed her fur...

by lili483

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Five
She wouldn't lie to Jeran, she decided. Jeran was fairly good at spotting lies on his own and if he'd visited Illusen...

by nimras23

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