Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 213 | 20th day of Collecting, Y7

Comics

	Shove that Block We finally found one! by plaquenil
	A Spooky Halloween, Part 3 "The Uninvited Guest" by ghostkomorichu
	Apple for the Teacher A treat within a treat if your teacher's a Lenny. Art by x_b0b0_x by patjade
	Manta's Misadventures "The Quest" Also by fetedieu by breama
	Those Nutty Neopians: Story Time Something has happened! Also by cannonsmbt by sweetie_me274
	The Moral to this Story Never hug a Cirrus. by ninavogel
	Gourmet Club Blues sigh... draik eggs again? by ickessler
	Hissi Fit Cute, aren't they? ^-^ by jv_4057
	'A' for Effort! Sure thing!! Also by effinluna by mao_mau
	A Change of Diet Mmm, tasty.... by taffeta_ley
	Two Tins of Insanity and a Glass of Tranquility $-$ neopointss... hommana... hommana... by 20py
	In the Desert It's always the quiet ones... by lauren_nina613
	Neolodge Neighbours You can't please everyone all of the time... by buddy__blankies
	Unnecessary Nonsense Look before you grab... by nightychao172
	Neopia's Finest Mysteries! Doctor + Sloth = Dr. Sloth? by ejwarrior08
	Dragon Inn Chronicles Careful what you wish for... by dragonwind456
	Neopups No NP? The Tax Beast will get something else. by wicked_dragonite
	Sanity Obsolete 1... 2... 3... Art by imogenweasley by evanescent_pudding
	Pepi and Mak Pepi and Mak are taking a trip to the Mysterious Symol Hole. by chipstips
	The Egg Wars Chronicles Looks like the Aisha from Math's Nightmare is having nightmares... by miajune
	Disturbeded Oh boy! by disturbeded_banana
	VERY Random Events Dung. You either hate it or love it. by the_panther17
	Bad Logic What's your priority? by graham_metalarm_cray
	Playing with Toyz All my friends will be jealous :) Also by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Almost Normal Ooh! Mr. Turmy is in trouble now! by _leraje_
	Project Negative We're going to be rich! by unlawfull
	Scholarly Thoughts Going to the doctor isn't all that bad really... by philandrew
	Comic of DOOM! You really need to eat more... by kamakamaha12
	Look What I Found Oh! A little faerie! Also by seel24 by naasyu
	Jaraqai Exploring the Temple of 1000 Tombs! You never know where those crazy doors are going to lead you! by bobo36000
	Be Careful With Eggs ...and always, always listen to your pet. by tehhotbird
	Za Evil Zug Makaz Himm Craii Translation: The Evil Bug Makes Him Cry by lunarforest
	Well Kept Secret 2 "It's called _____ _____..." Idea by _trinitylast_ by darkwolf__untamed
	Poisonous Popcorn PINK!! by sukuyumaruchan
	Silly Frootii! Based on true events. by jazzyshizzle
	Blue Slushie Brain Freeze! by op0site

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