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12 Tips for Neopets Boredom

We've all been bored at one point, but if you read this guide, then you'll have twelve ways to cure it!

by chestnuttiger787
10 Editorial Tips

1. You don't have to throw something.

by lauracat6
Is Dr. Sloth Evil? An Interview...

Is Dr. Sloth good or bad? I'm here to find out...

by icy_banana
Neocash Wearables You Should Own - But Don't

This list is composed entirely of items that are currently obtainable in the mall.

Also by sinistrous

by agedbeauty

Stealing Skills in the Dome

While stealing is usually condemned elsewhere, it's considered to be perfectly alright in the Battledome.

by rider_galbatorix
Top 10 Cutest Items in Neopia

There's just so much to choose from when it comes to theme and selection!

by vforvendetta_
Beating Mr PunchBag Bob!

Oh! I guess you must have stumbled upon my *ahem* entertaining and informative guide!

by codswobble
The Snowager: Misunderstood or Just Plain Evil?

Maybe the ice-dwelling pack-rat isn't evil, just misunderstood. Could it have been scarred by some buried trauma?

by im_a_sniffer_x3
Science of Random Events

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a piece of cake!

by gorillu
Customization - the Basics For a Great Look

Need a leg up on customization? This article's here to help.

by fudgedara
Restocking, Part 1: the Basics

Let's start with the basic restocking terms, shall we?

by toon_link_dancing
Ultimate Excitement: An Interview

"Would you be interested for a spin on the Wheel of Excitement? Only 500 NP a go!"

by ingina3
More than Just a New Look

There's no shortage of choice when it comes to giving your pets a makeover - but they may gain more than a snazzy new appearance.

by burning_shadows_79
Altador Cup VI: The Team Files Part 1

Time to whip out those team jerseys and get supporting!

by zinkidy_dink
 
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"The Plushie Intruder" by lastavenger
Striki loved plushies. She kept a collection of old ones that she spent long hours lovingly chewing. A few were missing arms or legs, or had loose buttons or stitches, but she adored them to pieces nonetheless. It didn't cross her mind to think of how this one might have gotten into the garden. All she knew was that she had to find it. Sniffing wildly...




Other Stories


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Dear Doctor Sloth
I think you're being unreasonable here. I'm sure you can fix me, if you put your mind to it.

by fredwulfa

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The Plushie Intruder
Striki had been charged with watching the garden. It was an odd task for a Darigan Kougra, perhaps, as Darigan Kougras were more often found guarding dark towers than bright flowers.

by lastavenger

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A New Start for Meridell: Part Three
Lori and I were on our way back to our neohomes after searching through the old abandoned castle in Meridell.

by facetiousmind

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Confessions Of A Musically Inclined Hissi: Part Four
I missed our friendship.

And I knew what I had to do if I ever wanted to get it back.

by pandora


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TouShoy!
You sure about that?

by littlepuffypuff

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M3 2: Stare
There are just some things you cannot win.

by alagfalaswen



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