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Heroes: An 8 Step Guide to Becoming the Best

Do you strive to become Neopia's next hero or heroine? Well, look no further, young Neopet. In just a few steps, you can be traveling down the path of great courage, honor, and all that is good, to become our next hero.

by adopt_neos_123
The Great BLUE Draik Egg Conspiracy... er, "Theory"!

What I want to know, is why is it BLUE? Why not YELLOW, or GREEN? This is why I believe there to be a Great Draik Egg conspiracy.

by alexsmum
Debunking Jelly World

It's easy to get caught up in the tide. After all, who doesn't want to believe in innocent little Jelly Neopets frolicking about a sugary paradise, a place untainted by evil?

by sweedishdelights12
How to Be a Cracking Guild Leader

A guild would be nothing without its strong-willed leader - the member that provides motivation, shows great communication skills and leads the guild to respect.

by tweecle
Interview - Sarah the Zafara

Sarah: I know absolutely EVERYTHING about Neopia! Are you here to ask me a question?

by sallyride206
A Good Lookup

A comprehensive view on what makes or breaks a lookup.

by maivry
Trade-Sniping: A Forgotten Art?

What is it? How do I do it? All questions anwered!

by treenifer
The Free Foods of Neopia

Even if it says it's free, you have to pay something.

by book_worm1217
Invisible To A Blind Eye

Aww, look at this poor adorable little Gelert. You should know more about them before you take one home, so read on.

by boofy113
The Science of NeoQuest

Why do so many people play NeoQuest? Why do so many people not play NeoQuest? What makes the game so addictive, so great?

by micrody
 
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Good Lookup Guidelines



A big part of the world of customized user lookups is response. Sure, you might start making lookups just because you can, but somewhere along the way someone will comment on your lookup, and you probably won't be happy if it's negative. So, rather than tell you how to code your lookup to perfection, or design the most beautiful and intriguing graphics imaginable, I'll tell you of the general guidelines to avoid being tarred and feathered by lookup makers...



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The Origins Of: Balthazar
I, Balthazar Rory Snarlington Woof, have come out of hiding to reveal the truth once and for all, so that everyone may at last realise how my name and existence have become so maliciously tarnished...

by tambourine_chimp

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And It All Ended with Peachbread
Karidee hesitated then barked, "Yes, I do. Now go away. Go annoy some other poor soul..."

by bubblebob052

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The Petpet Brigade: Part Three
"Beware! Beware the Petpet nip! Beware!!!"

by superfox65

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Aubrise and the Gebmid Mystery: Part Four
Aubrise was woken by the sound of someone pounding on the door. Yawning and rubbing the sleep out of her eyes, she pushed off her covers and slowly stood up. "I'm coming!" she called as, still yawning, she made her way to the door...

Art by rookina

by rookina


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Funny Farm
Sorry, that is not a winning ticket.

by saiyukiluva

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In the Shadows of Neopia #5
Whoops! Sorry about that...

by morrigan_a_aensland



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