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Surviving the Lost Desert: Fauna!

Welcome back, traveller! It’s Io again, your friendly neighbourhood guide, and we’ve got more to discuss about the Lost Desert!

by _kyndle
The Rock Pool and You: A Guide to Aquatic Petpets

So, you want to adopt an Aquatic Petpet? Well, you're in luck! We've ever so carefully curated the perfect guide to the top 30 Aquatic friends who are available for adoption today...Collab with dancerchickemily

by noileh
Month of Hiding: 13 Not So Hidden Things to See & Do

The Month of Hiding is here and there is a lot to look forward to! Neopian holidays aside, Here are a few items and activities to explore during the month ahead.

by kittycrew
The Brightvale Travel Brochure

Back in Year 6 on the 11th Day of Hiding, Brightvale was discovered by the rest of Neopia. As such we celebrate this day as Discovery of Brightvale Day. Collab with surging

by halondrus
The Rarest Pets in Neopia

One of the most enjoyable parts of playing Neopets is the Pets themselves. With 56+ adoptable Pet species and endless colours & customization to choose from, there’s many ways to create a Pet that stands out from the rest!

by sarahashleym1
 
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"The Magician" by jellyworldadventurer
If you want magic, you take a trip to Faerieland. That's what the citizens of Roo Island believed their whole lives, anyway. Sure, in their Kingdom slept the terrifying Count Von Roo, and King Roo had his magic dice to play Dice-a-Roo with, but other than that, the residents were perfectly content with their merry-go-round, their delicious coffee, and their terrific souvenirs that were well-known across the planet. There was no magic here, nosiree, not unless you were one of those Neomillionaires who could buy potions and paint brushes. That was, of course, until Marlowe the Magnificent came around. Nobody knew where he had come from. Had he grown up in Roo Island and changed his name and colour? Had he snuck onto a boat and sneaked into the island so that nobody could check his passport? Nobody could say for sure, but every local knew his name. He made sure of it. It started on a sunny April morning. The residents of Roo Island woke up and checked their mailboxes like they did every morning. Some of those had birthday cards, others had Neomail from long-distance relatives, but every mailbox had one thing in common — an invitation for a magic show by Marlowe the Magnificent, with a picture of a Blue Roo magician in a mask, and a date printed below it, only a week away. It wasn’t long before chatter about the invite began, and in less...




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Fae's Adventures in the Haunted Woods
A little Korbat goes on a big adventure!

by rkbear

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My First Day at My New Job: A Cogs Experience
This tale begins alongside my own personal beginning at my new job at Cogs Togs. I did not know what to expect at the time, but all I knew was I was thrilled to be working at one of my favourite places to shop!

by qeenoneo

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Miasmora & Wisric's Grand Meridellian Misadventure
Miasmora arrived at the Rubbish Dump a quarter of an hour before dawn on the first Saturday of the month. Collab with meercamaster184

by phadalusfish

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Defenders & Artefacts: Broken Rules
Blanca arrived at the coffee shop earlier than they had agreed. Her stomach was a knot and she thought she would feel better if she was there beforehand to ease herself into this.

by water_park1993

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The Agonizing Flavour of Neocola
The full-body experience everyone's been raving about!

by slothswifeandgf

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Shiny, Part 4
No thieves here...

by ssjelitegirl



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