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Issue: 267 | 22nd day of Storing, Y8 |
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Headlines "Why Am I So Blue?" by elfwick She was stocking up our medicine cabinet because I had just gotten over Bloaty Feet and had used up all of our Magic Smelly Socks. Well, actually, we had only used a couple of them. I snuck the rest into my Secret Sanctum because I like socks, but...
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Journey Under the Bed Elinor was bored. Elinor hated being bored. When she
was bored she felt dizzy and got a pain in her neck. Dizziness and neck-pains
are best avoided, so the spotted Xweetok was eager to find something to do...
by aigroegdede |
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Pizza! At Pizzaroo you can buy
uniquely flavored pizzas! All pizzas come straight from the oven and you rarely
every have to wait for yours to be made!
by doggieloover23 |
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Veggie Livin' Neopets all over are adopting a vegetarian lifestyle. Despite what some nay-sayers
may think, like those Chia loving Lupes, a meatless diet is interesting and
tasty...
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Everyone Has a Name: Part Four Naturally, the bushes guarding the path's mouth
were tall and spiky. The only way to pass them was to go through them. Demon,
being the owner, took the honor of going first. "Ouch, ouch, ouch!" she yelped. Creeping through
didn't help her avoid the prickly leaves. It just made things worse...
by dark_goddess_rising |
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