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We Didn’t Feed the Kaddies


by freezypop

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     Hero Gyro, Doric Soup, Red Goparokko Fruit,

     Sloth Spaghetti, Water Burger, Juicee, Clawmatoe,

     Jelly Mushroom, Snow Lemon, Seaweed Bacon, Ptolymelon,

     Chiazilla Quesadilla , Mouldy Potato

     Duoroot, Bombshroom, Negg Faerie Mushroom,

     Brain Stew, Jar of Flies, Gooey Kreluberry Pie,

     Sloople Flower, Juicy Steen, Caramalised Blunkabean,

     Eyrie Gumbo, Chocolate Momo, Sand Banana, Snot Fries

     We didn't feed the kaddies

     Stuck inside a cage and they’re filled with rage

     We didn't feed the kaddies

     No, they haven’t eaten and we need to feed them

     Jellied Eyeballs, Tabouleaf, Radish, Crown Roast Beef,

     Tangella, Oranella, Pizza Protein Block,

     Seedless Skeem, Molabean, Tuskaninny Ice Cream,

     Ghost Wrap, Stick-O-Sap, Sauteed Space Rock

     Eye Candy, Splibean, Lime, Baked Intesteen,

     Plateau Omelette, Lemoran, Super Spicy Borovan,

     Blue Negg, Black Eyed Peas, Elderberry Achyfi,

     Pumpkin Slice, Brown Rice, Toast, Poogle Pandan

     We didn't feed the kaddies

     They need constant snacks until their owner’s back

     We didn't feed the kaddies

     No, they haven’t eaten and we need to feed them

     Lentil Cake, Fruit Juice Sack, Mutant Apple, Dried Lupe Snack,

     Sphinx Links, Frubix Cube, Jelly Shaped Blumaroo,

     Aisha Radish Riceball, Lime Jelly Eyeball,

     Pea and Ham Baby Food, Mystery Dessert Goo

     Lenny Meaty Burger, Space Coffee, Maghmour,

     Blooppop, Lamb Chop, Protein on the Go,

     Tut Trout, Cup of Tea, Faerie Sparkle Candy,

     Marshmallow Grundo, Rainbow Apple, Mango

     We didn't feed the kaddies

     When the lights go out they all scream and shout

     We didn't feed the kaddies

     No, they haven’t eaten and we need to feed them

     Berrybiscus Tartlet, Snorkle in a Blanket,

     Hash Browns, Eyewich, Kacheek Marshmallows on a Stick,

     Avocado Chia Wings, Seaweed Wrapped Dumplings,

     Kau Farm Cheddar Cheese Brick, Seafood Twist, Spudnick,

     Pluburb, Corn Horn, Fruity Usul Acorns,

     Cupcakes from Fyora Day, what else do I have to say?

     We didn't feed the kaddies

     They will each request the food they like the best

     We didn't feed the kaddies

     No, they haven’t eaten and we need to feed them

     Persicot, Pickled Eel, Mini Kau Cheese Wheel,

     Aggleroot, Grootafruit, Water Cake, Space Rocks,

     Kiwi, Coffee, Fried Fish, Squibble Berry Sandwich,

     Corndog in a Hot Dog, Impermeable Cheese Log

     Bag of Peanuts, Wertholoupe, Loaded Baked Potato Soup,

     Flatfruit Shake, Flotsam Flakes, Gruel, Blurf, Coffin Cake,

     Shoyru Ice Cream Sculpture, Cheesy Baked Apple Core,

     Mint Chocolate Chip Smore, I can't take it anymore!

 
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