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Slothproofing Your Life

We've all heard of Dr. Frank Sloth. He's done all manner of evil things, such as lighting robots on fire and chasing them, taking over the New Features, mutating our pets, and other various things. What if you could humiliate him in public? That would definitely be worth seeing. Of course, you could do other sneaky things to get rid of the green evildoer...

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A Game of Kou-jong
He was about to make a sharp retort when she said, "Hey, Shumi! Let's play Kou-jong!"

by fushigiyugichichrich

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We Got a Neomail!
"We got a neomail!" I chanted, reentering our house. Neomail was scarce at our happy little home, 239242 Market Street, and so when we actually did get any mail, all five of us gathered around for a letter opening ceremony...

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Beauty Contest Greens
If you've ever considered entering the Beauty Contest and earning your beloved pet that sparkling trophy for his or her lookup, you might want to think again.

by dark_goddess_rising

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Where ARE They Now?
The lucky owners who were able to get this limited edition pet sometimes decide they don't want their Lutari anymore. So, they put them up for adoption. But, they must've forgotten that the lovely Lutari doesn't actually go into the pound. The question is why.

by stopthespamming

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Werelupe's Howl
Werelupes need sleep too.

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At the Kadoatery
The effects of coffee...

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