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Issue: 708 | 20th day of Storing, Y17 |
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Headlines "Usuki Singing Stars #27: MORE Publishing Problems" by downrightdude "Hey girlfriends!” Sparkles cheered as she entered the Neoschool cafeteria. The pink Bruce strutted towards her friends, took her seat next to Patricia and placed a copy of the Neopian Times open-faced on their table. “Look, I brought something for us to read while we eat,” she said with a beaming look on her face.
Scary rolled her eyes. “Oh please,” scoffed the purple Bruce. “Sparkles, you totally reek of desperation…among other things.”
Ignoring her sister’s comment, Sparkles eagerly opened the Neopian Times and flipped towards the short stories section. She smiled proudly as she gazed at the short story she was able to get published in the newspaper: The Princess of Meridell. Still bubbling with excitement over her very first NT submission, Sparkles turned to Patricia and asked, “So, have you read any interesting stories in the Neopian Times this week?”
Patricia shook her head. “I was too busy babysitting my brothers to even look at the NT,” said the faerie Shoyru.
Sparkles pointed to her story. “Doesn’t this look exciting, though?”
“I never cared for princess stories before,” Patricia confessed.
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