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I knew Blumaroos as kind, cheerful and optimistic people... If you omit Count Von Roo, that is. And if you choose to ignore their slightly annoying habit of interlacing the long sessions of Dice-A-Roo with their... er, "pieces of Blumaroo wisdom". So, if Blumaroos are usually cheerful, kind, optimistic people... Who are Garoo and his Elite Squad? Are they really Blumaroos? And why would they choose to work for Dr Sloth? What do they gain from these choices? Is King Roo somehow involved in this plot? Has Dr. Sloth mutated some Blumaroos with a secret weapon, turning them into...