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Current Weather

A hairy situation.

Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2

by certifiabletrash

Adopting A New Species Is Hard...

Whoops, nevermind.

by blueberrymuffinpops
Lame Pun: Dining Out

We Talk About Food A Lot

by blackaavar
Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part I

In which Kaune shows the most polite way to wake someone up.

by amarettoball
NeoPaper: Loofah!

Aww, isn't it cute?

by mbredboy31
Around and Around They Go...

The Ixi got quite a shock.

Also by she_chose_love

by sophieauditore

Dinner with the Scarlets: Morning Matters

A good morning is one spent sleeping.

by june_scarlet
Look At All These Cakes!

Cakes galore!

by iana_19
The Nut Farm

Rink Punner

by ramheart
Bright Birthday

Lighting things up in a whole new level.

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Jhudora's Brush

Also by tedypicker

by cherokee165

Woes of a Labbed Bruce

The average Bruce is 80 cm tall

by ketchup547
The Discarded Grundo Plushie

Kindness isn't exactly encouraged...

by waternymph12
Hide and Seek!

Now that's a cool way to camouflage!

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz

Ecstatic, Erratic, and Manic: Dueling Decks

I mean, she has a point.

by elementdragongirl
Jhudora's Back!

Her true evil scheme.

Also by Krispykritter6

by dutchese159

 
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The Soft Side of Eliv



Hello, Neopia. My name is Claire, and today I’ve ventured into the Haunted Woods to have a chat with everyone’s favorite Kacheek: Eliv Thade! He’s been nice enough to lead me safely through his castle (so far) to the library, where I now sit by a warm fire on a very dusty couch—but I’ll write that off for his lack of servants. While Thade prepares himself for my questions (he mentioned something about tidying his bandages), I try to make myself at home.



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Tallydepp and the Imperial Exam
Uni cake was Tallydepp's favourite food and usually the sweet aroma would stop her in her tracks, but today the excited Uni didn't even notice. She pulled a letter from her school satchel, her hooves shaking slightly. "Look! Look!" she cried. "I've finally been selected to try out for the Imperial Exam!"

by tallydepp

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In Color
I’ve known Dagny our entire lives. She grew up in the underground Bori tunnels in Terror Mountain. From the very beginning, she was different. Artistic, intelligent and optimistic, she was the complete opposite of every other Bori. It never bothered her that she had no Bori friends, but she did have me. et me explain that I am not her Petpet. My name is Erna and I am Dagny’s imaginary friend.

by 77thbigby

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Celebrating Kacheek Day as a Newly-Morphed Kacheek
For Kacheeks all around Neopia, this means a day of mirth and merriment in celebration of our species’ long and storied history. For some of us, however, this day can be quite confusing as well. This is because some Kacheeks, such as myself, were not born as Kacheeks, but ended up becoming one for some reason or another.

by opossumman

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Cleaning Up Neopia, One Avatar Attempt at a Time
The Rubbish Avatar. It was released nearly 4 years ago on February 9, Y14. Yes, 4 years ago, and it is still uncommon to see it apart of someone’s avatar count. It’s one of those stubborn avatars. It’s a random avatar that has Neopians everywhere feeling frustrated.

by whssoftball11

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives: Part Five
"Janet," the note began. "I know you know about what's been happening. I've been framed for something I did not do. I know you, and your first instict would be to check it out. Don't.

by chasing_stars44

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Lord Faerigan - Fyora's Role in the Meridell Wars: Part Three
Queen Fyora watched the land below from the top of her tower. She saw the Meridell knights enter the citadel. She witnessed them fighting against the Darigans. As quickly as she could, she deployed a peacekeeping envoy of faeries to the citadel in hopes that they would be able to talk some sense into both sides.

by black_skull725



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