"Dubloon Disaster Shenanigans" by larkspurlane Suddenly, as more and more mines were closing their spiked circle around him, Dorak had his epiphany. "Wait a second," he exclaimed, "how are these mines even floating?!" And the whole world of Neopia actually waited a second to contemplate this. Then all of the mines surrounding Dorak's boat spontaneously became sentient entities and...
My Name is Lekida But then Mrs Harvey came up to me and asked why I wasn't writing anything, and I said I didn't have an owner to write to. And she said I must have an owner...