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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Even as Meredith let go of the slushie cup, intending to hurl it towards the Kougra, she knew that she had released her grip too soon. Xana DiLanche she wasn't. She hoped that it at least couldn't get any worse than hitting another – rude! – customer. Then the Altador Cup's very own Krawk Island team meandered in, headed by none other than Garven Hale.


Caring for your Magma Pet



Before you know it, all of your pets are clustered around the pool. And, after a short bit of rough-housing on their part, suddenly they're pulling one of your pets out before you can even register that your pet has fallen in. Now what? How do you adapt to living with this newly red-hot version of your beloved pet? Here's a handy guide to help you out!

Your Pets & a Healthy Diet



Is your pet looking a little round, or are they becoming a little slow? Maybe their diet causes them to fall ill faster. And don't forget the picky habits of the elderly and baby generations. All of these things mean that your pet could need a healthier diet. While it sounds like a lot of work, many owners that have switched to healthy foods find that...

Guide to Poogles


One thing many Neopians are ignorant of is that Poogles aren't just cute and chubby little pets. But it's very obvious if you have four little Poogles like me - they know how to fight! Take Maybleigh, my baby Poogle, for example. She's a sweetheart, and her blue bow makes her look like a stuffed animal! But if you rub her the wrong way, she'll give you a nasty Poogle Bite with her sharp teeth (something Poogles are secretly known for!)

Other Stories
"Me, the Chief, and the Wadjets" by jamba_jukeba
There ain't many visitors in the little town of Martin's Creek. They're right in the desert, away from the comforts of them cities like Sakhmet and Qasala. It gets pretty lonely there. There ain't much to do here but sit out on the front porch and relax in the heat. Boring town, eh? Not quite. I lived there for some time, and I can tell you that it's everything but! You have to learn that lots of things ain't what they seem...

"The Bonehunter" by dragonstorm_75
The Halloween Hissi was one of the many bonehunters that scoured the Haunted Woods, searching endlessly and patiently for more and more bones. Collections weren't mere galleries where the objects of choice were arranged for the amusement and delight of visiting guests; those were mundane and useless, only serving to boost the egos of their owners. Bonehunters were collectors of a different sort, using...

"Tales of a Side Account" by cotton_candy_cy
Here I was, home. And what a great home this would be.... Oh, how wrong I was. This was my new mother's side account. A side account is dreaded by most pets, a place where they are often forgotten, left to waste away. Oh, sure, she came back to feed us. But she never spoke a word to us. Just marched us down to the Soup Kitchen and left. That's another thing about side accounts. All you eat is soup...


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