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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


No matter what, just because you've been rejected once doesn't mean you should stop trying--just keep writing the best articles you can, and sooner or later it'll pay off.


Guide to Sliding



Why would a snuffly ever go through so much trouble? Why would the shy little petpet ever venture into the depths of the ice caves? Who knows. Perhaps he got lost and wandered into the caves, discovering a lost clan of gabars and their treasure trove of green gems. Perhaps he realized that the green crystal shard sells for 250K on the trading post. Perhaps he decided to collect these gems, no matter what, so he could eventually become the first petpet billionaire. Whatever the reason, this little guy is determined. And he needs a lot of help to make the perilous journey. Welcome...

Going Once... Twice...



Sold! What does that word mean to you? Does it fill you with joy? Or does it drop your heart deeper than a Symol hole? For me personally, it means riches, fame, and glory! (well, at least riches...) Why? Because my auction is over! I am now the proud owner of more than 7,000 NP! ^_^ Ever heard of the Neopian Auction House? If so, ever considered using it? No? Well, start doing so now! That old 10,000 NP codestone you are leaving to rot (um... get old) in your shop may bring you over 7,000 NP instantly at the auctions! Still not convinced? Check out these Top 3 Reasons...

The Negg Hunt


Neggs! We all know they are delicious to our wonderful little pets. We also know that they can help your pets in many different ways! Some raise your pets' health, stats, happiness, all sorts of things. They can be very helpful! We can also exchange them for points at the Neggery, looked after by the charming Negg Faerie, in Terror Mountain. With those points you can buy better, rarer Neggs. These lovely little oval shaped items are also nice to collect, if you fancy it...

Other Stories
"Attack of the Plushies" by theschizophrenicpunk
"'And then, Mr. Fluffy, we can go back for tea!' 'That would be great, Mrs. Cotton! And then...' Ouch!" Sailla dropped her plushies and grabbed the back of her head. Something had hit her, but what could it have been? She turned around to look, but nothing was there. Not even the plushies that lay on her shelves were there...

"Waiting Up For the Easter Cybunny" by brokensilent
"Come on now, what evidence do I have? Where do I begin? The Negg Faerie, for instance; you thought the Easter Cybunny did the neggs, but I've already pointed out that she does. Many a neopet has caught their owners putting out baskets for them but not one has caught the Easter Cybunny bringing them any goodies..."

"Snowman" by goosher
Monica couldn't believe her fading vision, quite reasonably. Hallucinations were only natural. There was no way that a snowman was moving towards her, dragging itself inch by inch. But, unmistakably, she could see moonlight glinting off the top hat, clear as day. There was no other explanation. She could hear her father's voice fading in the distance. It was the snowman...


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Rubbish Robber
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A Candychan Tale
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Eat the Madness
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