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Taking and Giving

The Skunk Quiggle's smile turned into a nasty grin. "Let me see your truck for a second," he said.

by xxxmagiabellexxx
A Withering Note

"As your business partner, I highly advise against starting anything in this building, especially a hospital! For Fyora's sake, this is a haunted asylum!"

by kaddiez
The Rumor

"...A Faerie paint brush, and for a bunch of Neopoints, too!"

by honshusan
One Week

We are staying the night at the Wooden Boot, an old inn that smells a little like mothballs and spilled grog and travel-worn leather, but it is nice enough. It was a miracle we could find a place to stay at all...

by vanessa1357924680
Origin of the Pant Devil- Vigilante or Villain?

The truth about the troublesome Pant Devil and his origins.

by mrscharliesheen
Indefinitely Slow

Kero; a name which bears much strength and bravery. Some might even say that it rhymes with Hero...

by water_park1993
The Problem of April Second

"Because you haven't stopped talking for an hour now. I don't know how you can talk at the rate you do and still have time to breathe..."

by kristykimmy
In Search of Kero

"I was just wondering... if you'd seen a blue Scorchio? Youngish, a warrior, goes by the name of Kero."

by ralph89170
 
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"Indefinitely Slow" by water_park1993
Kero; a name which bears much strength and bravery. Some might even say that it rhymes with Hero... But in the humble opinion of this Blue Scorchio he is nothing more than a strong warrior who altruistically wants to help Neopia. If he wanted to be a simple warrior, he would have settled with a job at the National Neopian for security reasons, but as it is, he chose the difficult path of saving...




Other Stories


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Neoquest III Skills and Character Guide
By now, most of you will have heard about the third instalment of the Neoquest trilogy that was recently released. Good character progression, as with the two previous games, is essential if you want to have any chance of beating the later bosses.

by herdygerdy

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Sartorial Shoyrus Part 2: The New Collections
It's been two years since I last set out the dynamic threads available for your Shoyru. TNT has very kindly given us two new outfits each year, so it is time, methinks, to give an update on those closet-filling numbers.

by lotusbutterfly

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The Cenoal Chapters: Duties Reclaimed - Part Two
Irazen stopped fiddling with his beard and pulled out a locket that hung around his neck and underneath his robes. The Emperor stared for a moment and laid it upon his heart. "I will find you," he whispered...

by kathleen_kate

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Order of Four: Part Ten
"I don't know how to open a portal," I said hopelessly.

by jokerhahaazzz

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Lupe Dieting Tips
I need to stock up.

Art by vampirebunny18

by sarcasticdeath


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Weather Forecast - Evil Clown Repellent
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by hawkpaw098



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