|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 839 | 14th day of Gathering, Y20
|T3: 6 Difficult Game Trophies in 6 Minutes (Part I)Ever wondered how to get that shiny golden trophy? Or chase up that elusive avatar? With guides abound, it has never been easier to get trophies. Everyone’s writing down tips, but you still can’t wrap your head around it? Talek will take you down the path towards the gamer superstardom. |
|12 year old Neopian vs 28 year old NeopianA bit of a sentimental article about my time on neo and what's different for me now.|
|Full Bellies and Wallets: Gilda's Budget GourmetLiving large and living it up are...decidedly expensive goals, especially when you're one of four pets...|
|How To Create a Pet DirectoryFaerie, Xweetok, Mutant, Zafara, Mallow, Draik... the list of Neopet species and colors is astounding! One of the best features of the site is seeing the different styles and tastes users choose to express via their pets.|
|Dr. Frank Sloth's Daily RoutineEveryone is surely wondering what Dr. Sloth is doing with all the time he is not trying to take over Neopia. Does he have any relevant hobbies? Does he perhaps play an instrument? Does he secretly dress up in disguise and walks among other Neopians? We got the chance to observe Dr. Frank Sloth in his natural habitat and found out a lot of things we didn't know about him. And maybe he isn't as evil as he'd like us to think.|
|The Worst Gifts You Could GiveThere are a lot of different ways you can express your gratitude to friends and family. You can tell them that you cherish them and care about them, you can take them on a fantastic vacation around the world, or you can shower them with gifts and presents! Gift giving is a tradition as old as time, and we now have so many holidays that really revolve around giving presents to those close to you. |
|Pets Are Friends Not FoodWhile browsing through Neopian Fresh Foods one evening looking for something delicious and nutritious to feed your pets for dinner you come across an item called Draik Steak. The description beneath the item reads ‘A large lump of prime rib shaped to look like a Draiks head (not actually made from Draik)’. You chuckle to yourself as you place a few in your basket and think ‘I wonder why they bother to say it’s not actually made from Draik, why would anyone want to buy a REAL Draik Steak?’|
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"New Chapters" by marchabun
I wasn't nervous.
Not at all.
At least, that's what I'd repeated to myself while my hands shook in anticipation.
You would think that with my level of experience I would be perfectly fine, but I had butterflies in my stomach, my heart in my throat, the whole shebang. But it had been over a decade since I'd last done this— I came back on a whim. I had been living a different life altogether after I had parted ways with my previous pets all those years ago. Back then I was a plucky little girl, running around Neopia and solving mysteries with my best friends.
I realized the memory brought a smile on my face when he gave me a curious look. I cleared my throat.
Hello? Was that the best I could do now? No introduction? Well, it's far too late to tack on my name now, it would sound pretty stiff. Not that it doesn't already.
The blue Gnorbu lit up as soon as I offered my lackluster greeting. He did not seem bothered by it at all as he trotted towards me and straightened up to present himself excitedly. The sight of it was so endearing that in that moment I had felt a rush of nostalgia and warmth.
|Neia The White Knight|
Some knew her as daring, some knew her as cunning, and some knew her as The White Knight. Alfineia the White Lupe, Neia as most knew her by, is a hero unlike any other.
This is an imagining of my recent return to Neopets :) I had first played sixteen years ago.
|The Flood that Brought Trouble:Part Two|
Team A had started to swim off from the house and decided to split up. Harmony, the blue Acara, would look through Shenkuu. Markeene would follow her and report back to Hannah with their results while Harmony would continue the investigation.