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Notorious: 5 More Random Avatars! (Part 2)

This is the part 2 (and final part) of my Notorious series.

by rowdy420
Ugga Drop Gold Trophy Guide

Ugga Drop is a fairly simple game that you can easily master with a bit of practice.

by dark_rose_15
Unconverted Neopets

The 411 on Everything UC pets!

by mistereygirl101
The Forgotten Hero

In these peaceful and pragmatic times, it is easy to forget things that should never be forgotten...things like heroes for instance; Heroes who mapped the course of the history of this great land through their self-less and sacrificial actions.

by 2teach
Overcoming Writer’s Block

Every week, we are presented with a fresh new edition of The Neopian Times. It is an excellent compilation of many different articles, stories, comics, and more from the many great writers and artists from all over Neopia.

by randmar
The Impossible Made Possible - Food with Personality

The Neopian world is a world of possibilities.

by yuri445
Fabulous Paint Brushes, and Where to Find Them

Use this guide as your map to finding paint brushes, and achieving the goal of having a painted pet!

by eyre101619
Goals on the Go: Achieving Many Neo-Goals At Once

In this article, I will highlight different categories of Neopian goals and achievements that can be worked toward at the same time.

by 1isprime
Warm You Up Gourmet Party

While most Neopians have been battling the fierce cold this season, we thought it would be a great time to gather up a list of the best gourmet foods to not only fill your bellies, but also to warm you up on the coldest night. So, settle in while we present to you our picks for the very best Warm You Up Gourmet Party!

Also by aimierre

by emberfusion

The Guide and History to Dream Neopet Giveaway

In December 10th of 2010, Neopia have received a few news: Imposter Apple avatar was released, new Neocash items from the cards were available, a new chapter of the Faerie’s Ruins was launched... But the day after that, no one was expecting that: TNT released the brand new Holiday Dream Neopet Giveaway!

by i_love_kougra_
A report from The Winter Neolympics

Today marked the opening of the annual Winter Neolympcis!

by maryannyks
Dressing Your Pet in Fashionable Attire

The clothing store has been around since the beginning of Neopia and the NC mall almost as long but there are still undressed, under-dressed, and ugly dressed pets. Our aim is to help you learn to customise, raise your pet’s self-esteem, and repair the damaged relationship with your pet.

by astrakat
Ways to wind down after a frustrating day in Neopia

Here are some top tips for overcoming the frustrations you may encounter as you try and improve your status in Neopia.

by smilingpony
Ask a Food Club Betting Expert

Every day around 3pm NST, 20 pirates chow down in Food Club and depending on who wins Neopets users can earn millions in a matter of minutes.

Also by Lefty_Libra

by blade0904

 
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"Seeking: One Master of the Universe" by itipeque
Everybody’s heard of Dr, Sloth. Some of you may even think you know him well. Fooling yourselves, I say. You may have admired him from afar, but I know him up close and personal. I’m one of his Minions, nay, his second in command, right hand man and evil confident. His most humble admirer and fervent follower. I live to serve my Master. If only I could manage to find him. My name is Parlax. You think you know me? Think again. I met Dr. Sloth the very same day he first laid eyes on Neopia. Us Grundos have always known we have an affinity for evil geniuses, but the chance of meeting one is a rare thing indeed. Dr. Sloth’s swift conquer or our planet was a blessing in disguise, and after enslaving our race and creating his army, I and some of my fellow captives were drafted to man his Space Station. Such a happy coincidence! We worked hard and were rewarded with indoctrination and brain-washing. And life was slowly crawling by. Then one day I was commanded to go up to Dr. Sloth’s quarters and inform him we were approaching the World of Neopia. And the moment our eyes met, I knew my destiny with as much certainty as if Fyora herself had decreed it. He looked at the cross-shaped scar across my face and knew I was the one he had been waiting for. The one whose loyalty he’d never doubt. The one who would be by his side and help him realise his plans. I felt his insanity draw me in like a moth to a flame. And I was mesmerised. I was converted. And I knew I would serve him and obey him, gladly do his bidding and carry out his evil deeds for the rest of forever. Dr. Sloth was my Master just as surely as he was Master of the Universe. We settled the Space Station on an easy orbit around this new World so full of promise. Dr. Sloth had so many plans! He wanted to transfigure all these new, puny Neopians into his own super race of Virtupets. And to that effect we were ordered to man his Mutation Ray day and night, zapping those pets one by one and turning them into wonderful mutant ones, much like ourselves. Life was good. And then Mira reversed the ray, and that was the beginning of the end. That smug Space Faerie did away with my Master’s best laid plans. The ray exploded and all mutations were reversed and Dr. Sloth had to leave, though he vowed he wouldn’t be gone for long. And I believed him. I was sure good things would come to me if I stayed by his side. Besides, where else would I have gone? Dr. Sloth was my sun, and I his most trusted minion.




Other Stories


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Seeking: One Master of the Universe
"Neopia. What a lovely planet. I think I'll take it.” Dr. Frank Sloth

by itipeque

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Timmy's Shenanigans Episode 1: Rise of Timmy and Stu
Mortogs. My kind of fellas.

by solxer

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The Aisha Twins: Part One
Those who have been exploring Neopia for many years have had their fair share of incidents with the Secret Laboratory Ray, and as much as they try to warn others of the dangers of this giant laser beam, curiosity gets the best of most people. The most recent disaster to strike? Milly and Lilly.

Also by beanlein and hawkydreamerz

by imcatcrazy11


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Change Needs Growth: Part Three
Thank you to those who supported me and believed in my creativity the whole time. A big thank you to Mikey J and Papa Be

by jehtredmonkey

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The Shopping Trip
Shopping can't be all that bad!

by trishabeakens

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Spot the Difference Edition #1
Can you find the 10 differences?

by not_sporty



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