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A Guide to the Caption Contest!

Stop - hold on! Caption Contest is back! This is not a drill... I repeat… Caption Contest IS back!

by happyinengland
Apple Bobbing With Bart

Vandebart, more well known just as Bart, runs the Apple Bobbing game which has surged to popularity and is one of the main attractions of the Haunted Faire.

Also by alykadoatie

by miss_cinny

Omelettes & Beverages: a Guide to Deliciousness

Omelettes have always been one of the most abundant and scrumptious items in Neopia. Often, it can be hard to find that perfect drink to pair with that blissful omelette you’ve waited all day to eat. Luckily, this guide will help you match the perfect beverage with the perfect omelette!

by hockeydarling14
Spiffing up a Mutant

Er, um. Ahem. You want me to write about those weird mutant Neopets?

by mysticdarkangel925
Guide to the Battledome: Weapons (Part 3)

Welcome back to the third installment of the series! We talked about training your pet, now let’s talk about weapons.

by berzerkturtlez
What You Never Knew About Kyrii

Kyrii, proncounced KIH-ree, is a species of a somewhat high-maintenence Neopet who wander love to explore and get into a little bit of trouble.

by lefaii
Monochromatic Wardrobe: Blue

Hello, Neopia! Today I will be sharing my top blue Neopoint and Neocash wearables with you! Everything listed in this article will be at least 75% blue.

by madiwoo
Relatable Neopian Tragedies

Everyone has bad days sometimes and it is important that we look back and laugh on the dumb mistakes we've made, or the terrible random events that have caused damage to our net worth.

by ellaisback
The Top Ten Pre-Customization Draiks

Draiks are incredibly beautiful—and handsome!—especially the old, Pre-Customization ones. So settle in with a nice cup of borovan and let’s count down The Top Ten Pre-Customization Draiks!

by butterflybandage
An Extensive Look at Neopian Quests

But, where are all of these quests, you might ask? Well, look no further! Below, I will talk about any and all quests that Neopia has to offer.

by sherlockpwns
The Best Robot Petpets

With this, I present to you: The Best Robot Petpets (In no particular order)

by jjensen688
Character Re-Introductions: Chocolate Factory Kiko

This time I'm interviewing the mysterious owner of Neopia Central’s Chocolate Factory, producer of most of Neopia’s supply of chocolate, and host of the Annual Chocolate Ball: the Chocolate Factory Kiko.

by pikachu315111
Tired of Other Neopians? Rent A Boat

Also by raspberrywatching33

by table

 
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"Assumptions" by cbudgo60
One day in the Haunted Woods, everything seemed to be normal - or as normal as the Haunted Woods can get. But unknown to any of the residents of the Woods, even the Brain Tree, they were soon going to be visited by two Neopets, one willing and one less so. The self-proclaimed leader of the two Neopets was the yellow Blumaroo known as Damarr, who, instead of enjoying her time in the sun, was trying to desperately drag her best friend through the metal gates as the withered trees stared at the duo. "Come on Fantax, it was your idea to go the Haunted House," argued Damarr, "you said you were always tempted to go!" "Tempted? Yes. Actually wanting to go, not so much." whined Fantax the spotted Wocky, who was both tired of having her leg yanked and of being brought closer to the foreboding castle. As they finished getting past the gate and out of the spooky trees' gaze, Damarr stopped carrying her friend's leg. While she was helping Fantax up, she couldn't help but marvel at the land of the Haunted Woods. "Man, this place is sure different than Brightvale!" said the spellbound Blumaroo, "No king in site and no owner to drag us to the Motery for the fourth time in a day." "Yeah." said Fantax as she got her bearings, "Speaking of Brightvale, what do you say to us heading home now?" Damarr spun around quickly. "You're kidding, right? We just got here and we haven't even gotten close to the Haunted House yet." Fantax opened her mouth to continue the argument, but silently shut it, knowing that regardless of what she said, Damarr's mind would not be changed. She glanced down at her fur collar and proceeded to brush the dirt out of it when she heard the familiar sound of a tail bouncing away. Quickly popping her head up, Fantax saw the silhouette of her best friend hopping away, going right past the moaning Esophagor. Afraid of getting lost in these creepy woods all by herself, she scurried after her friend as their destination became even more clear to her - the Haunted House.




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Wish You Were Here!
Someone from the Pound will come to get you. I’m just sending you on this vacation so that your first four weeks back in the Pound’s custody can be a bit more fun.

by cadetbush

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Assumptions
One day in the Haunted Woods, everything seemed to be normal - or as normal as the Haunted Woods can get. But unknown to any of the residents of the Woods, even the Brain Tree, they were soon going to be visited by two Neopets, one willing and one less so.

by cbudgo60

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Dawn and Dusk: Part Two
I watched in amazement for a few seconds before I realized I needed to hide.

Starring chasing_stars44's beloved pet, Janet

by cyber1ofkakoradesert


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CONJUROCALYPSE: Part Three
How much longer to do have to go until this Neolodge, kad?

Also by emberfusion, kat_bus and illegalangelx

by remidica


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First Rule of Plots
Madness, absolute madness!

by lacy861

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Poor Puppyblew
Uh, nevermind...

by stunningful



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